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foxtailed 

1. To finger a girl in her BH and then later brag about it and make all your guy friends smell your finger.

2. A douchbag who thinks he's cool because he fingered a girls BH
Bro 1: Do you smell that?
Bro 2: No?
Bro 1: Haha dude I just foxtailed this chick, wanna smell?
Bro 2: haha no thanks
*Bro 1 puts finger next to Bro 2 nostrils anyways*
foxtailed by DickCholo November 21, 2013
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Foxtailed 

Past tense for fingering someone's BH
"Bitch, you've officially been Foxtailed".
"How many girls have you foxtailed"?
Foxtailed by Yungfoxtail November 21, 2013

foxtailing 

A manner in which a person walks that allows them to retain a fox tail and/or cat tail butt plug within their rectum.
Johnny was foxtailing through the intersection on his way to the local dance club.
foxtailing by Rain dog red November 13, 2017

FOXtarded 

Someone who takes any FOX news report as gospel without any critical thinking is said to be FOXtarded, or a FOXtard.
She actually thought the Muppets are anti-business! She must be FOXtarded! What a FOXtard!
FOXtarded by Johnnyface November 9, 2012
Foxtail is a very potent strain of homegrown marijuana. It is commonly grown in northeastern environments. It is dank, dark green, sticky, and has long red hairs. It is a type of headies.
Dude, what is this sh*t?" - "That's Foxtail
Foxtail by rosbus11 December 22, 2010

foxtarded 

1. doing something incredibly stupid and ignorant on national television
2. treating a frivolous matter as a serious one
Seriously, "anonymous"--a hacker group? Secret website? Maybe if you're foxtarded.
foxtarded by zanonymous August 3, 2007

Fontained 

Getting physically destroyed, or getting seriously injured by a person or in an accident.
Holy fuck did you see him get hit by that car? He just got fontained

A sentenced used in the movie the babysitter
Fontained by Mrfarty January 2, 2020
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