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Fontained 

Getting physically destroyed, or getting seriously injured by a person or in an accident.
Holy fuck did you see him get hit by that car? He just got fontained

A sentenced used in the movie the babysitter
Fontained by Mrfarty January 2, 2020
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contained randomness

1.an organized cult of enlightened individuals who have mastered the art of containing even the most extreme influences of humour without showing the slightest sign of and expression

2.performing acts of randomness that is difficult to notice as it is performed very quickly, and is undetectable as the person(s), contain there laughter, no matter how extreme the humour
"damn rorz, you are the jedi of contained randomness, how do you do it?"

foxtailed 

1. To finger a girl in her BH and then later brag about it and make all your guy friends smell your finger.

2. A douchbag who thinks he's cool because he fingered a girls BH
Bro 1: Do you smell that?
Bro 2: No?
Bro 1: Haha dude I just foxtailed this chick, wanna smell?
Bro 2: haha no thanks
*Bro 1 puts finger next to Bro 2 nostrils anyways*
foxtailed by DickCholo November 21, 2013

Darius Fontaine 

Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas
A commercial on the radio comes on with Darius Fontaine talking about facing your fears.
There is a myth about him that says "Darius Fontaine once made a man jump off a cliff, killing himself in the process."
Clues about this is found on the station "WCTR".
Lazlo to Darius-"Ah, Darius Fontaine! Look, I told you to leave me alone!"
also
"The Wild Traveler"
in a later conversation
-"Why am i here?"
-"I don't know. Why are you there? Where are you?"
"I'm on a cliff in verdant Bluffs. I wanna jump."
-"Oh, lonesome place. I'd jump if i were you." Etc.
Darius Fontaine by green-poo August 19, 2009

Fontaine 

adjective - American, but possessing the positive qualities of some other nations while retaining few, if any, negative qualities.
Essentially nationally androgynous.
I ain't just regular American, I'm Fontaine, bitch.
Fontaine by Santokucrusader August 3, 2008

Fountainted 

A "Fountain" - (metaphor) that is tainted - whose consistent vitriol could cause detriment to one's mental and emotional health if not avoided, even though it's only mindless drivel and not really clever at all.
She wanted him to drink (lick, suck, gulp, munch) from her "fountain", but it was fountainted. Consequently, he ceased his efforts to cuntinue and left her with potentially more ignorgasm than not, but she says she's happy about it. OK, sure........
Fountainted by Jeff D November 14, 2005

frontlined 

After having sexual intercourse with a female you proceed to ejaculate between the shoulder blades of said female. The term comes from anti flea stuff from front line.
I frontlined that bitch last night. The best part was watching her trying to get it off for half an hour.
frontlined by SOFLO January 7, 2015
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