Fountainted

A "Fountain" - (metaphor) that is tainted - whose consistent vitriol could cause detriment to one's mental and emotional health if not avoided, even though it's only mindless drivel and not really clever at all.

She wanted him to drink (lick, suck, gulp, munch) from her "fountain", but it was fountainted. Consequently, he ceased his efforts to cuntinue and left her with potentially more ignorgasm than not, but she says she's happy about it. OK, sure........

by Jeff D November 14, 2005

The Fountainhead

Novel by Ayn Rand (published in 1943) centering on the struggles of a young architect named Howard Roark. It presents the idea that man's ego is the fountainhead of human progress. The novel celebrates reason, individualism, productivity, and creativity. It is criticized for its presentation of largely black-and-white characters, and an undercurrent of sadomasochism in Roark's relationship with Dominque Francon (who serves as both an adversary and a love interest). Many who dislike the book despise Rand's philosophical system, Objectivism, or are simply too damn lazy to read a 700-page novel.

"What's up with Maria? She's talking about 'collectivism of the soul'."
"She read 'The Fountainhead' this month."
"Is she going to become an objectivist a-hole?"
"No, probably not. You just can't start thinking you're an unrecognized genius when you're reallly just 5% smarter than the dolts around you.

by Rusanova January 15, 2011

Fountainhead it

to get a general overview from an outside source of plot and themes about a book that you want to read in order to increase your cultural literacy. And then subsequently going around pretending like you've read it when, in fact, you probably stopped mid-way through chapter 2.

"Is that Dante's Infernoyou're reading? While very good, it's an extremely difficult read... you should just Fountainhead it."

by Jeff Custer January 4, 2009

Fontained

Getting physically destroyed, or getting seriously injured by a person or in an accident.

Holy fuck did you see him get hit by that car? He just got fontained

A sentenced used in the movie the babysitter

by Mrfarty January 2, 2020

Payton Fountaine

When you rub your dick so raw that it begins to appear like that of a Rottweilers penis and everything that comes out of it from then on is either blood or more flesh

Fuck bro last week i totally Payton Fountaine’d my dick and now I’ve been pissing sideways since

by APE_RAPE69 February 25, 2021

fountainfest

Its origin is from an underground IRC channel. The meaning of fountainfest is probably what it sounds like, a fest around the fountain, in this case, this IRC underground channel is refering to the fountain in DotA (Defense of the Ancient), a custom map of Warcraft 3.

There's a slogan going: "with high regen you can party all night"

In Defense of the Ancients the fountain is the source of regenerating life and mana, thus the name.

People attending to this party tend to have a special way of expressing themselves in English.

H ol )) watr, wer is war? fontanfest??? (fountainfest)

by ImWatching October 24, 2008

Prince Albert Fountainhead

The effect of expelled urine hitting, and therefore having its trajectory altered upon, contact with the portion of a Prince Albert genital piercing situated in close proximity to the exterior of the male urethral opening. Sometimes also resulting in a Keern, where the stream is separated into two individual streams, most often travelling in different directions.

Person1- "Why don't you ever use the urinal like the rest of us?"
Person 2- "Because I'll piss on you. My Prince Albert Fountainhead guarantees it."

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011