The circadian rhythm is the cycle that dictates what your body does when: secretions, sleep, awake, temperature fluctuations, etc; but most importantly, when it does those things.
A circadian backflip is something shift workers and people stuck on night shift experience, when they wake after dark, and go to sleep after dawn.
A circadian backflip is something shift workers and people stuck on night shift experience, when they wake after dark, and go to sleep after dawn.
Person 1- "Where's Cornelius lately? I haven't seen him in months!"
Person2- "Me neither. Since he started his new job he's had a full-on Circadian Backflip. He looks just like Bela Lugosi now!"
Person2- "Me neither. Since he started his new job he's had a full-on Circadian Backflip. He looks just like Bela Lugosi now!"
by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011
by JayszunVanderwerff January 28, 2012
When tween stars such as Justin Bieber instill within you a range of emotions based on jealousy, caused by a misplaced and egotistical belief on your part that it should be you that is being adored, even though in most cases you are 30+ years old, unattractive, and have no discernible talent of your own.
(40 year old woman on the telephone)- "Did you see that Rebecca Black video? I want HER life...I got some bad tweenis envy!"
by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011
The jarring and painful realisation that most contestants or "stars" of reality TV shows get, when their short-lived fame has completely dissipated, and they have to return to regular work/life.
Person1- "Remember when (insert name here) was on X Factor?"
Person 2- "Now they're working at Sizzler again. They had a major X Fracture."
Person 2- "Now they're working at Sizzler again. They had a major X Fracture."
by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011
Stemming from bipolar (namely bipolar depression), bipopular refers to the condition where a person may be loved and hated in relatively equal measure (or swing between the two extremes). Usually employed in regard to celebrities like Charlie Sheen, commentators like Bill O'Reilly, or musical artists like Kanye West, whose words or actions galvanise otherwise positive or neutral public opinion against them, and who have groups of followers and detractors, both of whom contribute to their fame.
by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011
The effect of expelled urine hitting, and therefore having its trajectory altered upon, contact with the portion of a Prince Albert genital piercing situated in close proximity to the exterior of the male urethral opening. Sometimes also resulting in a Keern, where the stream is separated into two individual streams, most often travelling in different directions.
Person1- "Why don't you ever use the urinal like the rest of us?"
Person 2- "Because I'll piss on you. My Prince Albert Fountainhead guarantees it."
Person 2- "Because I'll piss on you. My Prince Albert Fountainhead guarantees it."
by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011
Commentosis, sometimes known as Tweetpression is the depression that engulfs a person when the object of your affection online comments to the comment after yours, and in doing so neglects to acknowledge your contribution to the thread.
The object of your affection- "I really need to get out of the house tonight!"
A person you hate now- "Yeah, same. I'm gonna go train at the gym."
You- "It's my night off, can I shout you dinner and a movie?"
The object of your affection- "Have a great session at the gym!!!"
Your inner monologue- "Total commentosis."
A person you hate now- "Yeah, same. I'm gonna go train at the gym."
You- "It's my night off, can I shout you dinner and a movie?"
The object of your affection- "Have a great session at the gym!!!"
Your inner monologue- "Total commentosis."
by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011