JayszunVanderwerff's definitions

Epologise

To apologise via email, chat, or social networking.

I'd like to epologise to all of you, as it is impossible for me to be there in person.

by JayszunVanderwerff June 20, 2011

Hangry

When you're so hungry, you start getting angry over nothing. Low blood sugar.

I haven't eaten since yesterday, I'm hangry bro.

by JayszunVanderwerff February 22, 2012

Afriended

When someone receives a friend request from someone they don't know, and is so conceited and unfriendly that they report the person instead of merely ignoring the request.

"I got this friend request today from some guy, I have no idea who he is! I mean seriously, can't he see I'm better than him? I'm so afriended!"

by JayszunVanderwerff March 7, 2012

Faf.

An acronym of "Fake as fuck", a term popularised by rapper Del Tha Funkee Homosapien in his 'Both sides of the brain' album (2000), denoting his view of two-faced people who say one thing to your face, and another behind your back.

"If you're brown nosin' in the industy (you fake as fuck)
Wanna pretend that you're a friend to me (you fake as fuck)
Funny style record companies (you fake as fuck)
Weak ass MC wannabe's (you fake as fuck)"

You know that dude Jackson? How he's always smiling and slapping your back, telling you how rad he thinks you are? Yeah, that's faf. He hates your ass.

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

Bipopular

Stemming from bipolar (namely bipolar depression), bipopular refers to the condition where a person may be loved and hated in relatively equal measure (or swing between the two extremes). Usually employed in regard to celebrities like Charlie Sheen, commentators like Bill O'Reilly, or musical artists like Kanye West, whose words or actions galvanise otherwise positive or neutral public opinion against them, and who have groups of followers and detractors, both of whom contribute to their fame.

Person1- "I love Lady Gaga!"
Person2- "I hate Lady Gaga."
Person 3- "Gaga's so bipopular!"

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

Prince Albert Fountainhead

The effect of expelled urine hitting, and therefore having its trajectory altered upon, contact with the portion of a Prince Albert genital piercing situated in close proximity to the exterior of the male urethral opening. Sometimes also resulting in a Keern, where the stream is separated into two individual streams, most often travelling in different directions.

Person1- "Why don't you ever use the urinal like the rest of us?"
Person 2- "Because I'll piss on you. My Prince Albert Fountainhead guarantees it."

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

Winehoused

When a situation foretold in a persons own lyrics or speech could have saved their life.

When Amy Winehouse famously sang "They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no, no no...", she winehoused in a big way. If she actually went to rehab and got clean, she wouldn't have overdosed.

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011