Circadian Backflip.

The circadian rhythm is the cycle that dictates what your body does when: secretions, sleep, awake, temperature fluctuations, etc; but most importantly, when it does those things.

A circadian backflip is something shift workers and people stuck on night shift experience, when they wake after dark, and go to sleep after dawn.
Person 1- "Where's Cornelius lately? I haven't seen him in months!"
Person2- "Me neither. Since he started his new job he's had a full-on Circadian Backflip. He looks just like Bela Lugosi now!"
by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011
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Hangry

When you're so hungry, you start getting angry over nothing. Low blood sugar.
I haven't eaten since yesterday, I'm hangry bro.
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Epologise

I'd like to epologise to all of you, as it is impossible for me to be there in person.
by JayszunVanderwerff May 21, 2011
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Commentosis

Commentosis, sometimes known as Tweetpression is the depression that engulfs a person when the object of your affection online comments to the comment after yours, and in doing so neglects to acknowledge your contribution to the thread.
The object of your affection- "I really need to get out of the house tonight!"
A person you hate now- "Yeah, same. I'm gonna go train at the gym."
You- "It's my night off, can I shout you dinner and a movie?"
The object of your affection- "Have a great session at the gym!!!"
Your inner monologue- "Total commentosis."
by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011
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Faf.

An acronym of "Fake as fuck", a term popularised by rapper Del Tha Funkee Homosapien in his 'Both sides of the brain' album (2000), denoting his view of two-faced people who say one thing to your face, and another behind your back.

"If you're brown nosin' in the industy (you fake as fuck)
Wanna pretend that you're a friend to me (you fake as fuck)
Funny style record companies (you fake as fuck)
Weak ass MC wannabe's (you fake as fuck)"
You know that dude Jackson? How he's always smiling and slapping your back, telling you how rad he thinks you are? Yeah, that's faf. He hates your ass.
by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011
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Afriended

When someone receives a friend request from someone they don't know, and is so conceited and unfriendly that they report the person instead of merely ignoring the request.
"I got this friend request today from some guy, I have no idea who he is! I mean seriously, can't he see I'm better than him? I'm so afriended!"
by JayszunVanderwerff February 04, 2012
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Bipopular

Stemming from bipolar (namely bipolar depression), bipopular refers to the condition where a person may be loved and hated in relatively equal measure (or swing between the two extremes). Usually employed in regard to celebrities like Charlie Sheen, commentators like Bill O'Reilly, or musical artists like Kanye West, whose words or actions galvanise otherwise positive or neutral public opinion against them, and who have groups of followers and detractors, both of whom contribute to their fame.
Person1- "I love Lady Gaga!"
Person2- "I hate Lady Gaga."
Person 3- "Gaga's so bipopular!"
by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011
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