Fouded
for when you feel really bored and fed up with everything and you just want to sleep but you don’t want to sleep. (pronounced fwooded)
Fouded by doyoulikewaffles October 21, 2019
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Sam Forded
The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.
"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."
Sam Forded by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014
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folded napkin
After my son was hit in the crotch by a ball, and his sister was laughing at him -- "It's not funny! How about I hit you in your folded napkin!"
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little folded friends
A reference to the pathos of my early life as an only child since in order to have regular friends, I needed to fold them into existence as origami ones.
I’m sorry that I won’t be able to come over tomorrow, Catherine, my little folded friends have informed me that I’m busy playing with them.
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Folded under pressure by PandaOnTop December 21, 2020
Folded
When a person gets absolutely diseased or in other words gets their ass beat to another fuckin dimension, or their career was ended
Folded by King Lin Lin May 10, 2019
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