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Sam Forded 

The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.
"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."
Sam Forded by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014

Faded than a hoe 

How you feel after hitting a blinker or a dabbington. Need I say more?
I only got five things to say: FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE.
Faded than a hoe by splurgio October 13, 2022

Cross faded 

When you high as shit but shit faced drunk at the same time
I took 7 bong rips and 5 shots I was cross faded as fuck

Faded than a ho 

When you so high you in yodieland, with the one and only Fulcrum.
1:Man, I’m faded than a ho in the Walmart

2: Hell yeah that’s some yodie shit, my boy
Faded than a ho by MattToFast October 7, 2022

faded than a hoe 

When some one is high as fuck
“Im in blinker city and I’m faded than a hoe”
faded than a hoe by Blinker King October 15, 2022

cross faded 

Drunk and high at the same time. Preferably equals parts.
Im so High and drunk. Im cross faded.
cross faded by irie stylee April 20, 2017
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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