FOADed

To receive the message "FOAD", "Fuck Off And Die" or in any other variation.

Pronounced "Foe-did".

My friend Tom (affectionately known only by me as The Bishman) was FOADed by his girl, 30th Sept 2006.

by hynzytheweirdo September 22, 2008

Sam Forded

The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.

"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."

by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014

Faded than a hoe

How you feel after hitting a blinker or a dabbington. Need I say more?

I only got five things to say: FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE.

by splurgio October 13, 2022

Cross faded

When you high as shit but shit faced drunk at the same time

I took 7 bong rips and 5 shots I was cross faded as fuck

by Little boy Johnny June 12, 2016

Faded than a ho

When you so high you in yodieland, with the one and only Fulcrum.

1:Man, I’m faded than a ho in the Walmart

2: Hell yeah that’s some yodie shit, my boy

by MattToFast October 7, 2022

faded than a hoe

When some one is high as fuck

“Im in blinker city and I’m faded than a hoe”

by Blinker King October 15, 2022

cross faded

Drunk and high at the same time. Preferably equals parts.

Im so High and drunk. Im cross faded.

by irie stylee April 20, 2017