Forded

To be an alcoholic. or to just get drunk or be drunk.

Lets get Forded tonight.

by LilTunechi90 May 2, 2011

Forded

As in to Ford someone, mainly a male. To give a male a blow job. Normaly, one Fords a male they have just met, or while intoxicated.

Girl 1: "What did you and that guy do last night?"
Girl 2: "Not much, I only Forded him"

by goldfishOHYEAH January 18, 2011

forded

When a woman falsely accuses a man of rape after 30+ years without any form of evidence or clear recollection of how it happened. This happens with all witnesses testifying against the woman, and the accuser herself addresses all questions with untrue answers under oath , such as whether or not she ever coached somebody on the polygraph.

My friend's dad got forded last week. They had no evidence, and the accuser was caught lying under oath, but luckily they didn't give in to the court of public opinion and followed the appropriate procedures.

by vaneyboi October 5, 2018

Forded

To make a pile of money off of other people, particularly when damaging said people in the process. Similar but more morally dubious than pyramid scheme due to the targeting of a single person for damage, garnering the money from crowdfunding. (see also sarkeesing, quinning.)

Person 1: "How can you afford all these new front doors?"
Person 2: "Oh, I totally forded some cis male scum."

by notyourordinarynomdeplume October 5, 2018

Sam Forded

The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.

"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."

by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014

Dr. Forded

accusations and allegations against you being believed with no factual evidence

HIM: "Bro... you're the girl who got blackout drunk and hooked up with 10 guys at that party last year, right?"

HER: "I just moved here from Africa."
HIM: **ignores facts and logic** "So you are?"
HER: "Ugh I was warned about this... I'm being Dr. Forded.

by puddy eater October 3, 2018

Kim Forded

When you’re in a FTM and the facilitator just shut that shit down so quick you didn’t even know what happened!

Jerbear: So I really think white wine is better than red.

Princess G: No way! Red is way better.

Jerbear: But I think that white...
Princess G: (interrupting Jerbear rudely) No Jer you’re wrong Bc I know everything blah blah blah

Lashes: (in a loud firm voice) Princess G you need to calm it down okay girlfriend.

Jerbear: Oh you just got Kim Forded Bitch!!!!

by Jerbear119 April 8, 2018