The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.

"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."

Sam Forded by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014

Related Words

Foded • faded • fodder • Fode • FODEF • Faded than a hoe • foddy • Foden • faded into • Faded than a ho

Faded than a hoe

How you feel after hitting a blinker or a dabbington. Need I say more?

I only got five things to say: FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE.

Faded than a hoe by splurgio October 13, 2022

Cross faded

When you high as shit but shit faced drunk at the same time

I took 7 bong rips and 5 shots I was cross faded as fuck

Cross faded by Little boy Johnny June 12, 2016

Foddian video game

A subgenre of video games characterised by their anger-inducing, monotonous nature. The subgenre is named after Bennett Foddy, creator of hugely popular game Getting Over It. Although not the first of its kind, this game largely popularised the subgenre and brought it into the mainstream.

Pogostuck 2 is a Foddian video game.

Foddian video game by DoctorW42 YT August 11, 2020

Faded than a ho

When you so high you in yodieland, with the one and only Fulcrum.

1:Man, I’m faded than a ho in the Walmart

2: Hell yeah that’s some yodie shit, my boy

Faded than a ho by MattToFast October 7, 2022

faded than a hoe

When some one is high as fuck

“Im in blinker city and I’m faded than a hoe”

faded than a hoe by Blinker King October 15, 2022

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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