by Cescopex September 25, 2010
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Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."
Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."
Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.
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fornidate is defined as a date that is guaranteed to end with some fornication... a coupling of sorts with the words/actions of fornicate and date.
johhny is going on a fornidate later tonight with a girl he met on a dating site.... he's got his fingers crossed hoping all the pics she sent are accurate!!
by rocko... October 24, 2007
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Used in the popular 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival "Fortunate Son"
Used in the popular 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival "Fortunate Son"
by Cdogbox February 5, 2014
Get the fortunate son mug.A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.
Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.
Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.
“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.
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Get the Fortunate Son mug.Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?
A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.
Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.
Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe
A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.
Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.
Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe
by Cuntoleezza Rice April 18, 2010
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