Formenberd
A verb meaning to forget something, remember it much later (sometimes in the entirely wrong room), and realize the information is no longer useful.
I spent all day trying to remember where I hid the spare keys, only to formenberd it while lying in bed at 3:00 AM after already locksmith-paying $200.
Formenberd by Garnent July 21, 2026
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