Forked! 

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When an album (particularly a torrent) is completely neglected until pitchfork deems it tasteworthy, at which point it is downloaded (or bought in the rare case) like hotcakes.

You're such a forker, you never would have Forked! that album had pitchfork not best-new-musicized it.

Forked! by Reginald Linux October 27, 2007

forked 

When you buy 4 packs of 500 forks and then go to somebody's house who you hate at night. Then, you put all of the forks into the ground with the handle out. When the person/people wake up, they will have 2000 forks in their front yard that they must go pick out - one-by-one - by hand.

"Dude, we should so fork Adam's house on Saturday."
"I'll buy the forks and meet me at 11:30"

forked by Laura October 9, 2004

Forked 

Another word for fucked.

Norm,"hey joo, the neighbours want us to turn the music down."
camjoo,"Tell em to get forked its NYE ffs!"

Forked by camjoo May 31, 2005

forked 

past of forking. when a group of people got together and rammed plastic forks into someone's yard late at night while everyone was sleeping. The target is normally a teacher or professor. In the south forking is considered a form of endearment. In the north, it is considered to be disrespectful. Normally accompanied by rolling.

The prof got forked last night!

forked by Jinju August 1, 2010

forked 

The state of having attempted to spoon with a really skiny, boney guy, so that instead of feeling smooth and comfortable like a spoon, it's all sharp and prikly like a fork.

God, I forked with Doug last night and now there's a bruise in my back.

forked by Stevie Billy T December 29, 2007

forked 

Another word for getting absolutely mortaled.

I'm going to get absolutely forked tonight. Grab the voddy let's go

forked by Rehanae June 9, 2018

Forked 

When you are bored and have nothing to do, you shove a fork so far up your ass, when you take it out, it's a fucking spoon.

Also, forked can be used as a replacement name, when you have a decent minecraft name, but your two extra chromosome rub against each other to make your name "reforked".

God damn, I just forked myself real hard, now I have the golden spoon of truth.

Forked by CoolKid2047u41 August 14, 2019