2 definitions by Stevie Billy T

To spoon with a skinny, boney guy, so that it's not smooth and comfortable like a spoon, but prickly and painful like a fork.
No way am I going to fork with Doug!
by Stevie Billy T December 1, 2007
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The state of having attempted to spoon with a really skiny, boney guy, so that instead of feeling smooth and comfortable like a spoon, it's all sharp and prikly like a fork.
God, I forked with Doug last night and now there's a bruise in my back.
by Stevie Billy T December 1, 2007
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