Definitions by camjoo

Fly's dick

A fly's dick is used to describe a very small measurement.

The bottom of the picture just has to go to the right a fly's dick more and it will be perfectly straight.

Fly's dick by camjoo February 17, 2009

william 

Another word for bong. Derived from the word billy because Bill is the short or nickname of William.

Norman,"Hey joo pass me william?"
camjoo,"Sure mate it's packed and ready."

Dougie,"I had so many williams last night I was chopped as a monkey."

william by camjoo July 16, 2008

chars 

Another word for thanks or thank you.

Norman,"Help yourself to drinks or william if you like."
camjoo,"chars mate!"

chars by camjoo May 31, 2005

pingers 

Another word for pills or extacy.

Norm,"Got any pingers mate?"
camjoo,"Yeah man I have some mitzies!!"
Norm,"Wooooohoooo!! Lets partay!"

pingers by camjoo May 31, 2005

Forked 

Another word for fucked.

Norm,"hey joo, the neighbours want us to turn the music down."
camjoo,"Tell em to get forked its NYE ffs!"

Forked by camjoo May 31, 2005

Drop your wallet 

To 'drop your wallet' is for a male to come or orgasm. Usually used when referring to almost coming or prematurely ejaculating.

“The new lingerie my wife bought is so hot I dropped my wallet in seconds.”

“Michelle was so horny looking in that bikini that I almost dropped my wallet right there on the beach.”

Drop your wallet by camjoo May 24, 2005

keyunt 

Another word for cunt. Used in chat rooms when you just HAVE to use the c word but you are afraid there may be ladies present. A more pleasant way of saying cunt.

Jimmy,"joo your mom said to say Hi"
camjoo,"nice one keyunt"

Jimmy,"aarrrgghhh some keyunt just haxored my network again!!@@#!@"

keyunt by camjoo May 20, 2005