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An affectionate term for someone who's clumsy or incompetent. Because obviously, if you can't handle your fooz, then you're nothing but a gosh darn foozler.
My son is a foozler.He isn’t capable of anything.
foozler by andrei227w June 2, 2021
Foozil (n) a insult that generally refers to a person who tries to eat there own fart gases whilst sitting in a bathtub or under a volume of water. Generally used as gag between mates
1.Man your such a foozil.
2. where have you been? up all night trying to eat your farts? you fucking foozil
Foozil by bobbyhammer February 2, 2010
Generic title of the final boss character in any game, although most likely used when describing a game that is generic or cliche in nature.
So I collect these 8 crystals and kill the big foozle? Damn, so much for an innovative RPG...
foozle by rant December 16, 2004
A small ball of hair, dust, and / or lint that can be found rolling around the floor, and often under sofas and beds. Sometimes called a "dust bunny". Often looks like a small tumbleweed.
No wonder my allergies are acting up; there are enough foozles under this bed to kill a horse.
foozle by indgosky January 29, 2009
When you have two best friends but one is above the other by a little bit.the one above is your fooful,the one under is your best friend
Bro your my best friend ,but she,is my fooful
The fine art of wiping your cock on the curtains of your victim, before leaving. To have sexual intercourse and then wipe off one's penis with the (sometimes) fancy curtains draping the windows.
I was banging this gal, and after I came I foozled off on her curtains and left.
Foozle by Ggygy October 28, 2022
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