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An affectionate term for someone who's clumsy or incompetent. Because obviously, if you can't handle your fooz, then you're nothing but a gosh darn foozler.
My son is a foozler.He isn’t capable of anything.
foozler by andrei227w June 2, 2021
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Foozil (n) a insult that generally refers to a person who tries to eat there own fart gases whilst sitting in a bathtub or under a volume of water. Generally used as gag between mates
1.Man your such a foozil.
2. where have you been? up all night trying to eat your farts? you fucking foozil
Foozil by bobbyhammer February 2, 2010

foocalize 

to maintain focus and awareness even though you are suffering from a serious case of jet lag
"Steph, foocalize! We have to stay awake until 8!"
foocalize by Mi-dawg June 17, 2008
Falling Out Of My Ass Laughing. ROTFLMAO x 10^10. An exquisite way of expressing yourself, in the chat arena, in response to something devastatingly funny.
<12:55> Joel: my girlfriend gave me an ADAM'S APPLE PIE last night
<12:55> Carl: I'm more of a pumpkin pie guy myself.
<12:55> Chief Messy Hair: carl, look it up in the urban dictionary :D
<12:58> Carl: Oh no no no no that ain't right!
<12:59> Linsay: eeewwww
<12:59> Chief Messy Hair: AWESOME...FOOMAL
FOOMAL by Arty Hammer March 6, 2010
Generic title of the final boss character in any game, although most likely used when describing a game that is generic or cliche in nature.
So I collect these 8 crystals and kill the big foozle? Damn, so much for an innovative RPG...
foozle by rant December 16, 2004

Footalons 

Sharp, unkept toe nails, capable of doing damage to an enemy during combat, as well as a significant other while laying in bed.
Ouch! You just stabbed me in the shin with one of your footalons.
Footalons by durwoodz March 22, 2011