Cheesecake

When a person or group of people ejaculate or cum on a person’s (typically mans) ass. Hence the ass is the cake and the cum is the cheese. Isn’t necessarily gay but very easily can be when not done right.
Billy: Hey Steve, yo ass about to be cheesecaked bro!
Greg: Yeah we finna eat it afterwards!
Steve: Greg what?
Billy: Greg get the fuck outta here with that gay shit, we gonna just make the cheesecake, not eat it.
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Popular southern expression for cocaine used predominately in text messages to avoid suspicion from partners or authorities
Damn it, would LOVE a slice of cheesecake right now

Hey, how much for half a cheesecake?
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A succulent dessert popularized by New York City's revolutionary Classic New York Style Cheesecake. The base ingredient of all cheesecakes are cream cheese.

Crusts can be made from anything bready: the ever popular graham cracker, animal cookies, vanilla wafers, pistachios, oreo, etc.
Popular distributors known for their delectable dishes are New York delis, diners, and vendors; and the ever popular Cheesecake Factory. Nick Timmerman's Cheesecakes happened to be proven better than Cheesecake Factory's.
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The single most absolutely DELICIOUSSSSS dessert. So good some people will descibe it like it is the only joy they have ever had in their entire life. It is rivaled only by Bavarian cream donuts.
Ms. Finklestein have you ever had cheesecake?

OHHH YESSS ITSS DELICIOUSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Person: How was the cheesecake that I made for you?

Other Person: I have injected black tar heroin into my left testicle and will die in a matter of minutes.
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A cheese cake is a term used for people who are rich and white. This is because cheesecakes are rich (thick / heavy) and (for the most part) white. The first recorded use was during an ERB rap battle where “so rich and white it’s like I’m running against a cheesecake” was said. Someone who is a cheesecake is often posh and will show off their riches but this isn’t always the case.
I saw some cheesecake driving her car yesterday.

Stop being such a cheesecake, it’s annoying.

Some old cheesecake lives in that house.
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A term used to deflect a conversation when, the subject runs dry or becomes tedious to its listeners. Can be used to interrupt mid sentence, prior to one beginning a story or reflect on what was a complete waste of your time
Verb: Wedge was talking about deserts so we cheesecaked him.

Noun: The Cheesecaker's were quick to interrupt Sara's account of her day.

How to use:
I fancy an ice cream
- Ahh i love desert
Maybe I'll get one
- There are so many good deserts out there, if i were to narrow it down and come to a round conclusion I would have to say that Im more of a sav..
CHEESECAKE!
by HawHouse May 12, 2014
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