fartboarding 

A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.

Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.

fartboarding by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011

Fartboarding 

The act of placing a flannel over your captive victims face and then Trouty lowers his arse onto said flannel and farts. This brings the same effect of water boarding but without the water and fart being the replacement. This sometimes turns into shartboarding.

That bastard mugged me right off so I had no choice but to get Trouty involved to Fartboard him.

Me: Trouty have you had a mega burger today?
Trouty: yes mate why?
Me: because this little bastard needs fartboarding.

Fartboarding by mulletgeezer123 November 21, 2024

farthoarding 

The compulsive behavior of farting in mason jars or ziplock baggies and saving them forever or gifting them to loved ones.

My father practiced farthoarding which often resulted in very exciting and special birthdays for any recipient; it was really the only way he could express affection!

farthoarding by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2021

Fartbarfing 

Having diarrhea; specifically, the act of expelling diarrhea

"I shouldn't go to the amusement park today. I've been fartbarfing all night after I ate diarrheadonalds."

"Oh no! Why did this happen today?! I can't be fartbarfing during my wedding ceremony!!"

Fartbarfing by Jessman January 22, 2014

flatboarding 

A form of skiing mastered by new skiers on thier first day. It consists of skiing down easy slopes without trying to turn. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also tai chi skiing.

Wow, look at that straight line, you're a master of flatboarding.

You really flatboarded that run.

flatboarding by tai cheese August 9, 2008

fallboarding 

Attempts to snowboard, mostly resulting wtih falling in various ways and positions. It is advised that it be practised with a helmet, and pain healed by drinking ( preferebly rakija ) in excess quantities.

After a full day of fallboarding in Austria, the "fantastic-four" collected their belongings from the ski-tracks and, in happy pain, went back to their den to drink.

fallboarding by lososs February 13, 2013

feetboarding

Performing skateboard like tricks and grinds with nothing but regular (non-soap) shoes.

You like that feetboarding? I just landed a backslide grind.

feetboarding by Blake "foshizzlebag" D. April 1, 2008