Flubbergasper

A knightly way to call someone a whore.

"Why won't you send me nudes UwU? I didn't like you anyway you Flubbergasper.

by Økka November 21, 2020

flubbergasted

shocked to the point of bouncing off of walls; a portmanteau of 'flubber' and 'flabbergasted'.

Dan was flubbergasted when his girlfriend agreed to marry him, but he was consequently arrested for disturbing the peace.

by ruwisc October 15, 2009

Flabbergasteration

To express a person feeling flabbergasted

The boy is in a state of flabbergasteration

by Rnigger March 2, 2023

Flubbergusher

a fat girl who squirts uncontrollably while she is being bounced back and forth during sex.

Last night Joey said that Mary had a flubbergusher while he was pounding her doggy style.

by EGerb April 12, 2017

Flabbergasger

A word for mouth 👄

You eat with your flabbergasger

by Snz June 13, 2023

flabbergaster

This is when you're in the 69 and rip a monstrous fart directly up the nasal passages of your partner.

She nearly choked when he delivered a flabbergaster during their first 69.

by Disco Misfit October 4, 2006

flubberguster

1. Commonly used as an insult among teenage boys.
2. To flubbergust is to place something edible, into a females vagina, have sexual intercourse with the item in the vagina, and after orgasm, eating the edible materials out of the vagina using your face.
3. A mildly painful, yet rewarding method of "freak sex" exploiting a woman's vagina with foreign items which are later eaten directly our of her by the partner.

Here's a fubberguster situation, where Joe is the flubberguster.

Joe has a cup of apple sauce. He pours it into Jane's vagina.

Joe then penetrates his penis into Jane's vagina, and has sexual intercourse until orgasm and ejaculation.

Upon ejaculation, Joe will remove his penis from Jane's vagina, and use his mouth and tongue to eat the apple sauce out of Jane's vagina.

by Albert Hines August 8, 2008