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flubberguster

1. Commonly used as an insult among teenage boys.
2. To flubbergust is to place something edible, into a females vagina, have sexual intercourse with the item in the vagina, and after orgasm, eating the edible materials out of the vagina using your face.
3. A mildly painful, yet rewarding method of "freak sex" exploiting a woman's vagina with foreign items which are later eaten directly our of her by the partner.
Here's a fubberguster situation, where Joe is the flubberguster.

Joe has a cup of apple sauce. He pours it into Jane's vagina.

Joe then penetrates his penis into Jane's vagina, and has sexual intercourse until orgasm and ejaculation.

Upon ejaculation, Joe will remove his penis from Jane's vagina, and use his mouth and tongue to eat the apple sauce out of Jane's vagina.
by Albert Hines August 8, 2008
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flubberguster

A Flubberguster is a person or thing which places their food in a female's vagina and eats the food out of it as if it was their kitchen ware.
Stuff your girlfriend with your favorite salad, and you've got two meals in one! You are now a flubberguster if you eat it out of her!
by Marcus Hale April 20, 2008
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flubbergasted

shocked to the point of bouncing off of walls; a portmanteau of 'flubber' and 'flabbergasted'.
Dan was flubbergasted when his girlfriend agreed to marry him, but he was consequently arrested for disturbing the peace.
by ruwisc October 15, 2009
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Flabbergasteration

The boy is in a state of flabbergasteration
by Rnigger March 2, 2023
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Flubbergusher

a fat girl who squirts uncontrollably while she is being bounced back and forth during sex.
Last night Joey said that Mary had a flubbergusher while he was pounding her doggy style.
by EGerb April 12, 2017
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flabbergaster

This is when you're in the 69 and rip a monstrous fart directly up the nasal passages of your partner.
She nearly choked when he delivered a flabbergaster during their first 69.
by Disco Misfit October 4, 2006
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Flubbergutted

When you go down to eat a girl out, and instead of hitting her vagina you end up with a roll of blubber in your mouth similar to that of a humpback whale.
Boy 1: I was so drunk last night when I took her home that when I pulled my tongue out I didn't realize that I had flubbergutted her.
by jseal July 29, 2010
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