Flabbergasterbate

When one is surprised by an event, to the extent of spontaneous ejaculation.

Aw my man Craig flabbergasterbated when he found out about his mom and Jared.

by yee-yee haircut September 7, 2022

Flabbergasteration

To express a person feeling flabbergasted

The boy is in a state of flabbergasteration

by Rnigger March 2, 2023

Flabbergasturbation

FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.

What's Shelly's number? I wanna get some flabbergasturbation!

by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011

Flabbergasterbation

When you suffer extreme exhaustion due to excessive meat beating.

I got that flabbergasterbation.

by flabberboy October 19, 2017

Flabbergasturbation

FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.

What's Shelly's number? I wanna get some flabbergasturbation!

by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011

flabbergasterinteritis

when ur bf gets so confused during sex he nuts so much in ur stomach that it becomes inflamed and bloated.

holy shit man i cant take this flabbergasterinteritis

by skank scauce June 8, 2018