Flabbergasterbation

When you suffer extreme exhaustion due to excessive meat beating.

I got that flabbergasterbation.

by flabberboy October 19, 2017

Flabbergasterbate

When one is surprised by an event, to the extent of spontaneous ejaculation.

Aw my man Craig flabbergasterbated when he found out about his mom and Jared.

by yee-yee haircut September 07, 2022