Flabbergasterbation
I got that flabbergasterbation.
Flabbergasterbation by flabberboy October 19, 2017
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Flabbergastration
Flabbergasted to the point of gastric results. When a person becomes surprised, or taken "off guard", their reaction is focused in the gastric area; bowel, gas, stomach.
When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, my resulting flabbergastration caused us to vacate the room.
Flabbergastration by Erik the word cleric February 13, 2009
Flabbergasturbation
FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.
Flabbergasturbation by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011
Flabbergasturbation
FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.
Flabbergasturbation by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
girl grip
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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