Floydering

To wander, in conversation or contemplation, pondering life's questions.

"I'm retired from being retired, so I'm Floydering until the OVERLORDS re-hire me."

by Part of the magic June 28, 2015

Floyding

The act of filching food & filling your pockets or handbag at a party, especially one with a buffet style layout.

Mr. P: Did you see Dave's pockets were all full of Meatballs & Chicken wings?

Mr. C: Yeah, he's been Floyding food all day from the cookout.

That slick bastard with the pork pie hat had the best floyding skills ever.

by Tipp Tappen April 22, 2011

Flowering Dingle-bush

The tangled mass of hairs, toilet paper balls a shit that resides in an ass crack.

The itch in my ass can most likely be attributed to the Flowering Dingle-bush that has recently taken root.

by HAMR6660 September 29, 2011

Flendering

The act of flendering is simply when one person is flirting with another person yet not using any verbal or physical actions. They are simply flirting back and forth using their facial expressions. This is often seen through "kissy faces", "blushing", "Winky-Dinks", and the "Shrugging of shoulders combined with a slight smirk". A combination of all these result in what is known as floundering.

Felipe: Hey Javier!
Javier: Hey felipe!

Felipe: I enjoyed your use of floundering last night on snapchat
Javier: *Winks *Smirks

Felipe: *Shruggs shoulders while blowing a kissy face and winking his eyes
Carolyne: Wow they are floundering right in front of me.
Flendering- Flirting by using only facial expressions

by Still Not Jab January 25, 2017

George Floyding

The inability to breathe due to meth overdose.

Dudes Od'ed on meth! He's George Floyding! Quick! Put a knee on his neck!

by MikeDCunt May 25, 2023

froddering

Rubbing your genitals or junk against a stranger in a bus - or other form of public transport...

Some strange creep was just froddering me on the bus

by jjray August 5, 2012

Flandering

To attempt a conversation while unintentionally thoroughly confusing your listener. Approving and negating a topic in the same sentence. To open up a conversation on one topic and randomly change to another. The flanderer may be sober or intoxicated. Rapid successions of the words, "yea, yea, yea, no, no, no"

"Yo dude did you borrow my pen?"

"Yea yea yea, no no no"

"huh?"

"I did, but then I didn't"

"Quit fucking flandering, did you borrow it or not?"

by spittin game July 19, 2009