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Flondering

To flonder (gently play with someone's cock)
Stranger: "Mmmmm"
You: "FUCK! STOP FLONDERING ME!"
by BigBong69 November 20, 2015
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Flondering

1) Pineapple.

2) The act of flonder.

3) To be what is not and do what isn't. In the context of civil engineering, it is the act of perversing society with an act of irritable capacit; a vile act. Pineapple.

4) To frolic amongst
Adan was flondering around when he got caught skipping class.
by Enzeru Akki December 2, 2011
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Flintering

Drinking excessively, especially during the week, and staying out until last call. Usually needs to happen more than one consecutive night in order to really count as Flintering, but getting completely blitzed can still qualify. Originates in Ireland.
"Darrach, why do you look so tired? You have a big proposal today!" "Man, I've been Flintering all week. I'm WRECKED!"
by terminator98 April 16, 2013
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Blondering

The act of a fair-haired person being distracted and wandering from one enticing place to another, with disregard for the original destination.
On her way to pick up the dry cleaning she began blondering through the brightly colored displays in the kitchen store.
by matree May 26, 2010
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falandering

A term used to describe a person who is out and about, never home, or out on the streets up to no good, unable to stay in one place.
She wasn't home like she said she was, she was seen falandering around.
by liongirl77 April 22, 2014
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Flinkering

When you take a shit and use the shit as lubricant to masturbate with
Oh Shit bro I caught Brady flinkering last
by Flinkermaster July 9, 2019
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Flowering Dingle-bush

The tangled mass of hairs, toilet paper balls a shit that resides in an ass crack.
The itch in my ass can most likely be attributed to the Flowering Dingle-bush that has recently taken root.
by HAMR6660 September 29, 2011
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