Flobbering

Uncontrollable flailing in a state of sheer, utter, spontaneous human laughing combustion, all while caught in an unexpected challenge.

-Morgan " Kirsten jump over the moon!!!"
-Kirsten " WHAT???!!!!??" *begins uncontrollable flailing in a state of sheer, utter, spontaneous human laughing combustion, when caught in the face of this unexpected challenge*

- Morgan "Oh no, Kirsten! You flobbering again!!!"

by KatAC May 31, 2009

Flobbering

The act of love making that leaves the recipient to finish themselves off after the partner has fallen asleep.

What a sub par lover does to his partner

Emily endured a flobbering from James, who was very eager to finish, regardless of her needs

by OzzyFudd November 5, 2022

flobbing

adam lambert’s word for when you are talking to someone and looking for your straw with your tongue while not breaking eye contact with said person

he was sitting there flobbing mid conversation

by dancer04728 April 29, 2020

fuck clobbering

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011

Klobbering Time

what you yell when you pick up dual Klobbs in Goldeneye on N64 and unleash a fury of bullets that will hit nothing.

*picks up Klobbs* ITS KLOBBERING TIME!!!!!

by mjsbullitt February 20, 2011

flobberdong

A humorous name for the male genitals; most humorously used when drunk as shit.

You please me, woman. I will now permit you to suck on my flobberdong. Enjoy.

by Jimbo Lang April 1, 2009

Flowering Dingle-bush

The tangled mass of hairs, toilet paper balls a shit that resides in an ass crack.

The itch in my ass can most likely be attributed to the Flowering Dingle-bush that has recently taken root.

by HAMR6660 September 29, 2011