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Floydering 

To wander, in conversation or contemplation, pondering life's questions.
"I'm retired from being retired, so I'm Floydering until the OVERLORDS re-hire me."
"I'll give that muffin girl a damn good fuddering"

"I can't wait to go home to bed and have a good fudder under the duvet"

"I look at him and I just want to fudder my self"

"ARGH!!!Sinner stop chasing me with that fudder stick"

rodderinguppsorn 

the act of using a spoon to kayak because you forgot your oar at home like a dumbass.
Oh dude you are going to have to rodderinguppsorn that bitch.

Flondering 

To flonder (gently play with someone's cock)
Stranger: "Mmmmm"
You: "FUCK! STOP FLONDERING ME!"
Flondering by BigBong69 November 20, 2015

frodding 

Just like frotting... with two D's.
Were they frodding? Yes the two D's were side by side.
frodding by Vibrating viking April 16, 2017

froggering 

The term used to cross a busy road by 40-some year old women as they attempt to get to work from the parking lot. It's akin to the 1980's game of Frogger where the frog has to pass through traffic to get to the other side of the road.
Man, traffic was so bad I was Froggering for like 10 minutes before I could get to work from the parking lot.....