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floundering 

The act of taking ones hand and placing it in someone else underarm and shaking it as if it was a flounder out of water.
I am floundering my friend.
floundering by Scott17 March 21, 2008

Floundering 

The act of a football player faking injury, illness, or seizure movements, in order to gain the player’s team an additional time put.
Nicholls football fan: “Look! It’s Joe Remus down- he’s floundering ref, throw the flag!!!!”
Floundering by DancingLaLa January 3, 2020

Floundering Meatstick 

A penis that is not fully erect, due to alcohol, submerged in discharge from an infected vagina.
I was balls deep in this girl last night only to find out that when pulled out i had a floundering meatstick.

Floundering around 

Floundering out 

To have a bad reaction to a drug to the point of looking like a fish out of water usually a overdose

Also Another name for a seizure
Don’t do to much or you’ll be floundering out
Floundering out by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

genital floundering 

the gender neutral term for dicking around; messing around; a very cool name for a bar/pub
Bob: Hey man you studying?
Jim: Nope I'm just genital floundering instead.
genital floundering by Markus GP. November 7, 2013
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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