Florkle 

To ejaculated on, and eat a used pad.

"Bro did you see that Dylan florkled? He was covered in jizz and blood all night."

Florkle by anonymous March 21, 2025

Flonkle

To give one a go at a task or activity

"Hey Shaun I can't seem to put my bra back on, I've been trying for ages"

"Stacey, let me have a flonkle, see if I can do it!"

Flonkle by shaun br August 6, 2008

florble

That unique way the fat rolls of some disgustingly morbidly obese rampaging hambeast bounce and flounce and jiggle and wiggle and jibble and wibble as it thunders towards its next buffet.

God damn, look at Rosie O'Donnell's thighs florble when she runs!

florble by ilurvetet July 14, 2010

Forklery 

a bunch of forks.

instead of cutlery i.e forks,knifes,spoons.
Just a bunch of forks..Forklery.

Forklery by petsrus September 26, 2009

Flookle 

To have made a mistake.

I made a flookle in my maths exam.

Flookle by Emma and Beth January 10, 2009

flocklemph

When you dip your balls in oil and deep fry them until ejaculation occurs.

I flocklemphed myself while my dominatrix chicken watched.

flocklemph by Yonker May 24, 2022

flurkle 

First used in a Sparknotes article, a flurkle is a flirtatious chuckle used by women to get the attention of other men. It is usually very high pitched and often followed by "That's SO funny!!!!"

Girl 1: Yeah did you see Clarissa clinging to Brad today?

Girl 2: Seriously! I cannot stand her flurkle!

flurkle by theonewhodidthis February 5, 2010