Floorable 

A babe that immediately requires being tackled to the floor and fucked. Even though floorable make you cum in your pants on first sight look can be deceiving. Just like a floor they come in ghetto ass linoleum, tile or upper class hardwood. Most floorable women are in the linoleum category but some make tile or even hardwood. This measured by their socioeconomic sex appeal. If you can hit a hardwood floorable bitch right you could be set for life.

James: Hey Mark check that shit out, floorable as fuck. I have to hit that and I mean now. Right now. On the floor. I dont give a fuck.

Mark: Yeah but that he one is motel 6 lobby linoleum as fuck. She is from the hood and broke as fuck. No doubt she be floorable, but man hide your wallet before you tackle that.

James: Good lookin' out, Ima pass on that. I'm trying to fuck up. With those expensive ass threads and Gucci bag I thought I'd be hitting that hardwood shit. Besides, I just came in my pants.

Floorable by QUANTUM.L0G1K June 6, 2020

florble

That unique way the fat rolls of some disgustingly morbidly obese rampaging hambeast bounce and flounce and jiggle and wiggle and jibble and wibble as it thunders towards its next buffet.

God damn, look at Rosie O'Donnell's thighs florble when she runs!

florble by ilurvetet July 14, 2010

floorage 

Space on floor conveniently used to keep items of clothing/interest. Saves hours of time searching in drawers or cupboards.

'Where's my pants?! Oh no, there it is easily spotted in the floorage.... good job I didn't tidy them away'

floorage by **charlotte88** December 26, 2008

fedorable 

transmittable through flea bites and ingestion of inhalation of bat guano.

The people of Florence fled to their hillside palazzos in the summer due to the fedorable spread of the plague.

fedorable by sheriff of nottingham February 25, 2008

fedorable 

anything constructed from felt.

fedorable housing is much easier to heat, and reduces carbon footprints. With the increasing number of hats showing up at estate sales, this is perhaps more important than what is happening in the middle east.

fedorable by gore, inventor of the internet and the word fedorable February 17, 2008

fedorable 

something that can be removed with a luffa sponge, or by dermabrasion.

For years I had this awful dead patch on the tip of my foreskin, but my astrologist took one look at it and proclaimed,"That is simply fedorable!" She gave me a few strokes with her pumice bar, and I was as smooth and tender as a baby's bottom.

fedorable by Little Red Robin Hood February 26, 2008

fedorable 

furry and green with a brackish flavor.

I coughed up a fedorable lung cookie

fedorable by sheriff of nottingham February 25, 2008