2 definitions by QUANTUM.L0G1K
Action of using sex to improve your status by dropping proper pipe on a bitch who has more than you or is out of your league and is by all accounts an improvement over the previous bitch. This can be based upon many metrics, but measurement is typically based upon political power, kinks, social status, wealth and/or physical appearance.
Example: f you're broke as fuck and you fuck a rich bitch and put a ring on it, then you just done fucked up and locked it down.
In conversation:
Dwayne: I'm tired of fucking all these broke hoes. I'm fittin' to fuck up.
Marcus: I hear the fuck outtta that. Straight tired of bitches always asking me to buy their broke asses shit.
Dwayne: Ima call that richie rich hot bitch Sarah and put it down.
Marcus: Shit, that's like a double fuck up cuz she too hot for you and your last few broke needy ass hoes be fugly too
In conversation:
Dwayne: I'm tired of fucking all these broke hoes. I'm fittin' to fuck up.
Marcus: I hear the fuck outtta that. Straight tired of bitches always asking me to buy their broke asses shit.
Dwayne: Ima call that richie rich hot bitch Sarah and put it down.
Marcus: Shit, that's like a double fuck up cuz she too hot for you and your last few broke needy ass hoes be fugly too
by QUANTUM.L0G1K June 7, 2020
A babe that immediately requires being tackled to the floor and fucked. Even though floorable make you cum in your pants on first sight look can be deceiving. Just like a floor they come in ghetto ass linoleum, tile or upper class hardwood. Most floorable women are in the linoleum category but some make tile or even hardwood. This measured by their socioeconomic sex appeal. If you can hit a hardwood floorable bitch right you could be set for life.
James: Hey Mark check that shit out, floorable as fuck. I have to hit that and I mean now. Right now. On the floor. I dont give a fuck.
Mark: Yeah but that he one is motel 6 lobby linoleum as fuck. She is from the hood and broke as fuck. No doubt she be floorable, but man hide your wallet before you tackle that.
James: Good lookin' out, Ima pass on that. I'm trying to fuck up. With those expensive ass threads and Gucci bag I thought I'd be hitting that hardwood shit. Besides, I just came in my pants.
Mark: Yeah but that he one is motel 6 lobby linoleum as fuck. She is from the hood and broke as fuck. No doubt she be floorable, but man hide your wallet before you tackle that.
James: Good lookin' out, Ima pass on that. I'm trying to fuck up. With those expensive ass threads and Gucci bag I thought I'd be hitting that hardwood shit. Besides, I just came in my pants.
by QUANTUM.L0G1K June 7, 2020