Floorbed 

Floor bed is a TikToker with 700+ followers and as a lot of people know they have stayed in the McDonald’s Genshin impact cult since the start and will stay like that forever. I Hope.

:Have you seen Floorbeds new video?
:no but do you think if I ask them they will give me there Genshin UID?
:btw do you realize that Floorbed likes one piece?
:Yeah they said it many times why?
: o

Floorbed by Slave4U? August 2, 2021

Floorbed 

Floor bed is a Tiktoker that has over 700+ followers And as a lot of people know it they have joined the McDonald’s Genshin impact cult ever since the start and it will never change. I Hope.

:Have you watched Floorbeds new Tiktok?
:no but do you think if I ask them they will give me there Genshin Code?
:Probably but did you know that Floorbed likes One Piece?
:yeah they said it a lot what about it?
: O

Floorbed by Slave4U? August 2, 2021

third-floored 

to be third-floored is to walk by a group and catch the one phrase of their conversation that makes your imagination shut down.

*walking by some people, minding own buisness, from the group: "It had FEET on its HEAD, okay?" *to yourself-"third floored."

*heard over a crowd: "and i said, use a condom before you rape me!"

*as you walk by some people, they hear: "but humans aren't meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored"

third-floored by clearing up December 7, 2009

Third-floored 

One is third floored when one hears exactly the wrong part of another's conversation.

Person 1-"Hot chocolate is really good, it's like angel blood."

Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!"

Person 2 is third-floored

Third-floored by The saltsman & Hollandaise December 8, 2009

floored 

A term describing the state of being saturated in a particular emotion. To be stunned or overwhelmed in this particular emotion so substantially that it ties up a measurable amount of mental resources. Sometimes can result in fatigue until the vexing complex is resolved. Usually associated with a NEGATIVE emotion unless otherwise noted.

Metaphorically similar to being held down to the floor by a force great enough that it takes a good deal of time to escape.

"I was completely floored all day after speaking to my doctor."

"After I broke up with Jenny I felt floored for weeks."

"I'm completely floored right now, I have no idea what I'm going to do."

floored by Creamy Lee January 1, 2009

floored 

1. A state of shock that leaves you motionless like your feet are glued to the floor.

2. Short for 'jaw dropping to the floor' state of shock

"That car just ran off the highway, rolled down the hill, and still landed on it's wheels. I was floored!"

floored by Living in the LOU January 6, 2009

floorbean 

A bean - often baked, though a floorbean can theoretically be of any variety - which is currently on or has been in contact with the floor, usually as a consequence of clumsiness on the part of somebody else.

Were you here yesterday? Dan made floorbeans.

Quit throwing floorbeans at me.

floorbean by Roblovski April 29, 2005