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Flogtards are a super ignorant, yet supremely entitled sample of the gene pool. They are generally considered to be holding the human race back as a species
Those flogtards are publicly protesting against pandemic restrictions which will ultimately lead to tougher restrictions due to the infections they are spreading at their event.

Just because you're protesting for your personal rights, it does not make you an activist for human rights, it makes you a flogtard.
Flogtard by Riko the sicko August 21, 2021
Words you can keep

flagtard 

A term used by members of the dating site Ok Cupid, coined by the infamous user 'SnacksOnPuppies', referring to users who flag (report) pictures and profiles of other users without good reason, with no reason at all, or who mistake the flag box for a comment box.
Comments: "Flagtard. Pic is fine"
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Fucking Loser Retard

NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...

ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't

For example....
1.Matt sharted at the party last night and didn't go home to change his pants...the flotard

2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?

See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world
FloTard by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Floptard 

A person who is clearly high on drugs and cannot preform simple tasks because of being too high.
That guy is such a floptard, he can't even function.
Floptard by Bacita Mae Jenkins January 15, 2018

frogtard 

(n) a thing like a retard but frog indstead of re

Word used in hit show "Sergeant frog" or "Afro Gunsou" if youre a nerd
"You frogtard!"
"you can just say retard."
"no man im saying frogtard cuz i like sgt frog and i dont wanna get canceled on twitter."
"dont you need to be popular to get canclced, frogging frogtard."
frogtard by Slormbno May 22, 2021

floghard 

Someone (male) who masturbates themselves to the point of physical injury.

Someone who has a smugness beyond standard definition.

Someone who is so deeply self-gratified/glorified that they cannot achieve sexual gratification or ejaculation without thinking of only themself.
He's just a floghard. Only he, himself can possibly get himself off.
He only gets off on himself.
Only he can gratify himself.
He's beyond a wanker.
floghard by Zlarty1 December 13, 2010
n. having your underwear tag hang out of your trousers.
She has a sweet ass. Too bad about that flotard.
flotard by pjh September 10, 2003
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