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flugtard 

a child of the age of sevendy twelve that enjoys pooping in public golf coarses ;)
"hey look at that kid over there..."

"oh yeah what a totaly flugtard"
flugtard by phraanie August 31, 2011
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flagtard 

A term used by members of the dating site Ok Cupid, coined by the infamous user 'SnacksOnPuppies', referring to users who flag (report) pictures and profiles of other users without good reason, with no reason at all, or who mistake the flag box for a comment box.
Comments: "Flagtard. Pic is fine"
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a fucking ugly tard-or retard, who is categorically stupid, deserving of the adverb fucking, and quite unattractive. Similar to fucktard, but not really.
That bitch-a slaggy cunt who slept with a man knowing full well he had an std, is a fugtard.
fugtard by therarestgemofall,ruby December 19, 2007
Flogtards are a super ignorant, yet supremely entitled sample of the gene pool. They are generally considered to be holding the human race back as a species
Those flogtards are publicly protesting against pandemic restrictions which will ultimately lead to tougher restrictions due to the infections they are spreading at their event.

Just because you're protesting for your personal rights, it does not make you an activist for human rights, it makes you a flogtard.
Flogtard by Riko the sicko August 21, 2021
Someone who believes the coronavirus is not as bad as the flu.
“The flu kills
More people every year!”

“Oh come on Jeremy, don’t be such a flutard”
Flutard by Niko225 March 24, 2020
THe word is a combination of Fugly(coinicidentaly a combination of fucking and ugly) and retard-from Loyola HIgh School in L.A.
When vinnie said that NY was a republican state we was being a fugtard
fugtard by j dizzle November 27, 2004
First, that bitch has to be Fucking goddamn UGLY - put a bag over da head and do yo bidness, kinda ugly. Second, she has to be damn near retarded. But who gives a shit, right - less arguing, more fuckin' - cuz being a fugtard makes you HORNY. Like the Dice-man sayeth - "nobody ever thought of fucking that - I'm gonna make her mine!" We're talking that kind of ugly, retarded horny bitch. Have fun!!
My side ho is a fugtard, but who gives a fuck, right?
fugtard by MeatHammer17 May 4, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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