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Someone (male) who masturbates themselves to the point of physical injury.

Someone who has a smugness beyond standard definition.

Someone who is so deeply self-gratified/glorified that they cannot achieve sexual gratification or ejaculation without thinking of only themself.
He's just a floghard. Only he, himself can possibly get himself off.
He only gets off on himself.
Only he can gratify himself.
He's beyond a wanker.
by Zlarty1 December 12, 2010
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