floghard 

Someone (male) who masturbates themselves to the point of physical injury.

Someone who has a smugness beyond standard definition.

Someone who is so deeply self-gratified/glorified that they cannot achieve sexual gratification or ejaculation without thinking of only themself.

He's just a floghard. Only he, himself can possibly get himself off.
He only gets off on himself.
Only he can gratify himself.
He's beyond a wanker.

floghard by Zlarty1 December 13, 2010

Flogtard

Flogtards are a super ignorant, yet supremely entitled sample of the gene pool. They are generally considered to be holding the human race back as a species

Those flogtards are publicly protesting against pandemic restrictions which will ultimately lead to tougher restrictions due to the infections they are spreading at their event.

Just because you're protesting for your personal rights, it does not make you an activist for human rights, it makes you a flogtard.

Flogtard by Riko the sicko August 21, 2021

Flognard 

Def: the phenomenon when one poops and pees at the same time.

My pretty kitty couldn’t make it to the littler box in time. The Flognard was unbearable

Flognard by Thehurst88 August 19, 2024