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Floptard 

A person who is clearly high on drugs and cannot preform simple tasks because of being too high.
That guy is such a floptard, he can't even function.
Floptard by Bacita Mae Jenkins January 15, 2018
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Fliptard 

An insult used for someone who is your friend. Insulting in a silly way. Occasionally used instead of fucktard.
"Kyle is such a fliptard"
Fliptard by Shadowed Rose August 1, 2008
Related Words
Fucking Loser Retard

NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...

ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't

For example....
1.Matt sharted at the party last night and didn't go home to change his pants...the flotard

2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?

See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world
FloTard by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009
Flogtards are a super ignorant, yet supremely entitled sample of the gene pool. They are generally considered to be holding the human race back as a species
Those flogtards are publicly protesting against pandemic restrictions which will ultimately lead to tougher restrictions due to the infections they are spreading at their event.

Just because you're protesting for your personal rights, it does not make you an activist for human rights, it makes you a flogtard.
Flogtard by Riko the sicko August 21, 2021

fliptard 

fliptard one who is incredibly stupid and a fucktard but a less offensive and non vulgar way to call someone a fuck and a retard
dude you stole my fleets you fliptard
man i did not steal your fleets you fliptard

dude you cant take a joke can you
man you dont have a funny bone in your body fliptard
fliptard by littlejimmie March 12, 2019

fliptard 

Real Estate Flipper that was the last one in right before the Real Estate bubble went POP. They are now upside down in their Real Estate "Flip" and can not sell it, neither can they afford the mortgage.
All eight of Casey Serin's houses are going into foreclosure because he is nothing but a noob fliptard. (Iamfacingforclosure.com)
fliptard by FlyingMonkeyChick December 15, 2008
A variation of the word "fucktard", used and created on www.zug.com, the world's only comedy site.
You sir, are a flaptard.
flaptard by D-Stock September 11, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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