Flowtard 

Billy Owen

Dan: You get the new flowmaster muffler?
Justin: Yeah the flowtard just sold me his

Flowtard by flowtarduser1234 May 25, 2018

FloTard 

Fucking Loser Retard

NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...

ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't

For example....

1.Matt sharted at the party last night and didn't go home to change his pants...the flotard

2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?

See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world

FloTard by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Floptard 

A person who is clearly high on drugs and cannot preform simple tasks because of being too high.

That guy is such a floptard, he can't even function.

Floptard by Bacita Mae Jenkins January 15, 2018

Flogtard

Flogtards are a super ignorant, yet supremely entitled sample of the gene pool. They are generally considered to be holding the human race back as a species

Those flogtards are publicly protesting against pandemic restrictions which will ultimately lead to tougher restrictions due to the infections they are spreading at their event.

Just because you're protesting for your personal rights, it does not make you an activist for human rights, it makes you a flogtard.

Flogtard by Riko the sicko August 21, 2021

flotard 

n. having your underwear tag hang out of your trousers.

She has a sweet ass. Too bad about that flotard.

flotard by pjh September 10, 2003

floatard 

Someone who looks especially ridiculous or reprehensible while swimming in a pool, especially those who are adults and are on or using a floatation device, such as water wings.

Check out those floatards over there eating Popeye's fried chicken in the swimming pool.

floatard by The Great Badger October 17, 2008

FLOTARD 

An incontinent man posing as a woman, who stalks his prey online by shitting himself and then using that fecal matter on his keyboard

That Al is up to his usual tricks---stalking and smelling like shit....what a FLOTARD!

FLOTARD by YUPstillmissing November 8, 2019