Flowtard
Flowtard by flowtarduser1234 May 25, 2018
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FloTard
Fucking Loser Retard
NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...
ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't
For example....
NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...
ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't
For example....
1.Matt sharted at the party last night and didn't go home to change his pants...the flotard
2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?
See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world
2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?
See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world
FloTard by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009
Floptard
Floptard by Bacita Mae Jenkins January 15, 2018
Flogtard
Flogtards are a super ignorant, yet supremely entitled sample of the gene pool. They are generally considered to be holding the human race back as a species
Those flogtards are publicly protesting against pandemic restrictions which will ultimately lead to tougher restrictions due to the infections they are spreading at their event.
Just because you're protesting for your personal rights, it does not make you an activist for human rights, it makes you a flogtard.
Just because you're protesting for your personal rights, it does not make you an activist for human rights, it makes you a flogtard.
Flogtard by Riko the sicko August 21, 2021
flotard
floatard
Someone who looks especially ridiculous or reprehensible while swimming in a pool, especially those who are adults and are on or using a floatation device, such as water wings.
floatard by The Great Badger October 17, 2008
FLOTARD
An incontinent man posing as a woman, who stalks his prey online by shitting himself and then using that fecal matter on his keyboard
FLOTARD by YUPstillmissing November 8, 2019
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