Flognard 

Def: the phenomenon when one poops and pees at the same time.

My pretty kitty couldn’t make it to the littler box in time. The Flognard was unbearable

Flognard by Thehurst88 August 19, 2024

Flagnard 

Replaces the word fuck, and sounds cooler.

What the flagnard!

Flagnard by Elvis659 March 30, 2010

Flogtard

Flogtards are a super ignorant, yet supremely entitled sample of the gene pool. They are generally considered to be holding the human race back as a species

Those flogtards are publicly protesting against pandemic restrictions which will ultimately lead to tougher restrictions due to the infections they are spreading at their event.

Just because you're protesting for your personal rights, it does not make you an activist for human rights, it makes you a flogtard.

Flogtard by Riko the sicko August 21, 2021

Flognar Destroyer Of Worlds 

Flognar destroyer of worlds kills things

Hey man you wanna hang out?

Sorry I can’t Flognar destroyer of worlds killed me last week

Flognar Destroyer Of Worlds by Man who was killed by Flognar August 17, 2018

Flognar 

1. To describe someone or yourself when in a state of bliss, or just plain happyness, or when in a state of utter dispair, or just plain sadness.

2. A planet located somewhere in the solar system. Also refers to an alien race, however there is no connection between the planet and the race other than the name.

1. Josh "Wow, I feel so flognar right now!"
Douche Bag "CHEER UP ASSHOLE!!@"
Josh "Aww, now I'm flognar..."

2. Alien Y "Isn't Flogar beautiful this time of night?"
Alien x "Why is it called Flognar, but we are the alien race of Flognar, and we don't even have any relation to it other than our name?"
Alien Y "...I...don't...know...Wanna makeout?"

Flognar by Eddie the cool kid September 8, 2006

Flagnard 

Fucking Hell or Holy Shit
It can also mean dirty whore

Ex1:
Teacher: John you failed your Midterm.
John: FLAGNARD!!!!

Ex2:
Guy1: Bro, my girlfriend dumped me last night
Guy2: Its ok, she was a total flagnard anyway

Flagnard by fudge dragon mkay August 6, 2011

Flognart 

A degree of measurement comparable to a cunt hair.

Our scale is accurate within a 10th of a flognart.

Flognart by marked4deth January 13, 2009