Definitions by Zlarty1

floghard 

Someone (male) who masturbates themselves to the point of physical injury.

Someone who has a smugness beyond standard definition.

Someone who is so deeply self-gratified/glorified that they cannot achieve sexual gratification or ejaculation without thinking of only themself.

He's just a floghard. Only he, himself can possibly get himself off.
He only gets off on himself.
Only he can gratify himself.
He's beyond a wanker.

floghard by Zlarty1 December 13, 2010