Flixer

A person who spends endless hours on Netflix.

That person is such a Flixer

by TheSuperKid March 22, 2017

Flixer Gooning

Flixer Gooning was originally invented by the Yakubian Prophet in order to reach the nubian palace in the 3rd layer of Jynxiz asshole. From ancient texts scholars have decoded the method: "Taking your dingle, subtracting your fingle to get your dongle. The dongle is then fermented inside of Pyrocinical Foxy Inflation NSFW #twink art from Twitter, make sure the PH is at least -25e^2. Remove with teeth from mammoths and then go to target and ride the toilet handle freaky style until completion to gain access to the sublayer where the Nephaliptic Cabal keeps the 60ft ancient proto human giant used for calculations in the stock market. Harvest two of the Paradoxical Iphone 16 maxes with Hongdae sigils. Take it home and stick it into a solution with x1 minecraft steve figure, 2oz of Lebron james sweat, x1 elderberry. Seal lid with Dark Matter Grafted Cock rings (as needed). Once it has fermented remove using Metholpropyl Ketone to deactivate the solution. Proceed to start edging to whatever u choose. Shove the object into your anus at a 74.63 degree angle while facing north at bearing 319. Enjoy.

Josh- "I hate Georgia State Patrol"
Eric- "oh god he was Flixer Gooning"

by Flixr Gooning May 19, 2025

young flexer

the one and only yoo kihyun of monsta x! he's the best vocalist in the world, with a heart of gold. he is hardworking, funny, sweet, kind, handsome, caring and loves puppies and kids. kihyun is one of the kindest and most sincere people you'll ever come across. he's a fluffy babie and must be protected at all costs. the entire package if you ask me

person #1: who is that? he's a babie
monbebe: that's our young flexer, kihyun!

by mxclub June 17, 2020

flaxer

a fat lacrosse player who is absolutely horrible at the game but thinks that they are good

Guy 1: Man i was absolutely dangling in my lax game the other day.
Guy 2: Bra thats not an accomplishment, the other team was filled with flaxers who didn't even know how to play
Guy 1: Yeah i know dude but who cares i still dangled all over those flaxers

by lax dangler all day June 18, 2009

fixer-downer

Real estate term referring to a house so dilapidated that even fixing it UP wouldn't make it attractive.

Amelia: "I'm sending you a listing of a fixer-upper. It needs a lot of work but the price is good and so is the location."
Bob (upon receiving the listing): "You've gotta be kidding me, Amelia. Looks more like a fixer-downer to me. Take another gander."

by stockman09 January 7, 2008

meme flexer

A person who says band kid phrases, and flexes their “DaNk” memes on everybody, and in any situation , they find a way to make it cringy by using cringy memes
-you can also call someone meme flexed

me-“bro i got a quad feed in call of duty”
kids named mitchell-“That’s a big chungus moment my dude”
me- “ your are such a meme flexer”

by Johnny Boi M April 18, 2021

Fixer

A fixer is someone hired or on the payroll of an illegal organization. They can be anything from a hit man to a person that "can get things done", usually illegal. An example of "getting things done" can be intimidating or getting rid of witnesses to a crime, or murdering someone for whatever reason. Very similar to a button man.

The mafia had a fixer deal with the witness to a high profile murder.
hitman button man

by pulse.101 May 9, 2016