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Flinternet 

The dirty, scummy areas of the internet where sex, crime and violence happens. Typically associated with: scams, sexual exploitation, hate crime, spam, phishing, viruses and all other types of nefarious internet activity.
This site gave my computer the herp AND the derp. I didn't realize I had surfed into the flinternet...
Flinternet by okdirdel September 20, 2010

flitterbick 

a mythical flying squirrel that flies so fast you can't see it
The flitterbick kept flying past my window, but I never saw it.
flitterbick by pest_control July 4, 2010

Flatterment 

A compliment that leaves one flattered.

Coined by "Glee" actor Chris Colfer via Tweet
Person 1: You look absolutely stunning.

Person 2: *blushes* Well, thank you for the flatterment
Flatterment by dadiva1889 December 18, 2010

fluttermuffin

A girls fart that stays trapped in her vaginal lips until it travels to the front for release. Often, there is a sensation of fluttering while the fart travels along the muffin.
The hard seat trapped my fart, sending to the front for escape. It wasa classic fluttermuffin. Girl fart front fart
fluttermuffin by yellow7112 January 22, 2014

Fritterness 

Used to let it be know that you wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
Scott: "Hey HOMO, you can't climb that mountain!"
Jeremy: "WOOOOW. Yes I can, I have fritterness.
Fritterness by FixIns June 13, 2010

stalk - flattered 

the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.
delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?

jody - does he ever see you?

delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?

jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...
stalk - flattered by mylove2011 December 20, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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