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Flinternet 

The dirty, scummy areas of the internet where sex, crime and violence happens. Typically associated with: scams, sexual exploitation, hate crime, spam, phishing, viruses and all other types of nefarious internet activity.
This site gave my computer the herp AND the derp. I didn't realize I had surfed into the flinternet...
Flinternet by okdirdel September 20, 2010

flitterbick 

a mythical flying squirrel that flies so fast you can't see it
The flitterbick kept flying past my window, but I never saw it.
flitterbick by pest_control July 4, 2010

Flatterment 

A compliment that leaves one flattered.

Coined by "Glee" actor Chris Colfer via Tweet
Person 1: You look absolutely stunning.

Person 2: *blushes* Well, thank you for the flatterment
Flatterment by dadiva1889 December 18, 2010

fluttermuffin

A girls fart that stays trapped in her vaginal lips until it travels to the front for release. Often, there is a sensation of fluttering while the fart travels along the muffin.
The hard seat trapped my fart, sending to the front for escape. It wasa classic fluttermuffin. Girl fart front fart
fluttermuffin by yellow7112 January 22, 2014

Fritterness 

Used to let it be know that you wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
Scott: "Hey HOMO, you can't climb that mountain!"
Jeremy: "WOOOOW. Yes I can, I have fritterness.
Fritterness by FixIns June 13, 2010

stalk - flattered 

the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.
delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?

jody - does he ever see you?

delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?

jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...
stalk - flattered by mylove2011 December 20, 2010