Fintermer 

Just like a Chreaster is a Christian who only makes church appearances at Christmas and Easter, a Fintermer is a student who only makes library appearances during Midterms and Finals. Fintermers thus crowd the library and take all of your regular spots. These are typically students of the easy majors like communication studies and sociology who wait until the last minute to do everything (because they can... so, I guess, who can blame them?).

Regular: Damn Fintermers are everywhere, I can't find a place to sit!

Fintermer: Hey dude, it's not my fault that I don't do shit until the last minute. I was too busy following every sport and sitcom to get my work done. I need to keep current for social networking, bro.

Fintermer by DisgruntledMedStudent May 5, 2010

fingerberry 

(Derived from Dingleberry)

The act of wiping your ass and having your finger poke through the toilet paper leaving it with feces on the tip.

"I saw Johnny washing his hands for 10 minutes after he wiped to hard and got a serious fingerberry"

fingerberry by Smuls32 April 18, 2014

Intermerse 

The practice of combining two or more liquids internally by consuming them separately.

Example: When golfing on extremely hot days you can’t just drink beer, you also need to drink some water, sports drink, etc., to stay properly hydrated.

“Hey, its super hot out here today, don’t forget to intermerse your Miller Lites with some electrolytes.”

Intermerse by Janni62 October 10, 2011

fingerer 

One who has fingered themselves during or shortly after the 9/11 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center.

Person: I heard the famous pop star Taylor Swift is a fingerer!
Person2: That's completely true! She was fingering herself during the attacks!

fingerer by TheSickVidz March 4, 2015

Fransisco The Mad Fingerer 

A lesser known historical figure born in Versailies, France in 1684. Fransisco is widely considered ahead of his time in regards to non-coital sexual activities. It is commonly believed that Fransisco was the creator of the sexual act known as fingering. During his adolescent years, it is believed Fransisco fingered over 200 women. He was eventually expelled from LaFolette’s School for Boys after administrators read accounts of all his fingering in his diary. After being expelled from school Fransisco reportedly went on a massive fingering rampage spanning the years 1692 until 1715. During said rampage Fransisco is believed to have fingered around 3,000 women, 300 men, 14 goats, and one ostrich, earning him the name of “The Mad Fingerer.” Eventually, Fransisco was bested by a younger Dutchman by the name of Hein Van Eriksson. As written by an eyewitness, Eriksson bested Fransisco by fingering his anal cavity, causing a deep state of depression for Fransisco. Knowing he was no longer the best fingerer in the land Fransisco ran up on his own sword and died in January of 1734. However, Fransisco’s legacy remains today as he is still recognized as the greatest fingerer of all time. Actually, France celebrates his heroic legacy by having “Fransisco Fingers Day” every June 17th, on this holiday young Frenchman indulge in their fantasies and roam the streets of France, fingering every woman in sight without fear of sexual harassment charges.

Fransisco The Mad Fingerer invented the art of fingering.

Fransisco The Mad Fingerer by GNK.Monkey69 July 1, 2020

Intermeresting 

A word that's is not as naughty or fun as it sounds, just a word that's pronounced wrong almost as though it was said by a 12 year old who has a tiny mind.

Ms. Berlin replied "Intermeresting" to a joke that Joey made making him think she understood his entendre but it tuned out she was just trying to sound silly... for some reason.

Intermeresting by Saucie Slinger May 5, 2019

Fingerer's Remorse

The feeling you get when driving after realizing that the guy you just gave the finger will now be sitting alongside you at a very long traffic light or was heading to the same store. First used by Adam Carrolla on his podcast 1/16/2020.

I got a bad case of fingerer's remorse when I realized that the guy to whom I had just enthusiastically flipped the bird for cutting me off in traffic was pulling into the bosses space where I had come to interview for my dream job.

Fingerer's Remorse by Meg Nutman January 16, 2020