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Fleshtard 

1. A slang term used (often in transhumanist, cyberpunk, or sci-fi online communities) to describe someone who rejects, mocks, or refuses technological, cybernetic, or digital augmentation—clinging stubbornly to the limitations of flesh and biology.
2. The opposite of a clanker. Where a clanker is obsessed with mechanical or cybernetic identity, a fleshtard doubles down on being “organic only,” usually in a stubborn, dismissive, or mocking way.
“Stop being such a fleshtard—upload your brain like the rest of us.”
“The clankers think wires make them superior, but the fleshtards won’t even get a pacemaker.”
Fleshtard by theteamerchant October 2, 2025
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FISHTARDS 

1. FISHTARDS, a jumbled acronym for DHS, IRS, and ATF; is a slang term for the FED's. It is similar to the word Glowies, but created to evade censorship from using 'Glowies' on certain platforms. The word was first created and popularized, on the now banned "PvP Report" Discord server. The emoji representing FISHTARDS, is a Charlie the Tuna Fish wearing a CIA hat backwards.
Example 1. Q: Why did the server get deleted?

A: The FISHTARDS shut it down, because we posted a few edgy meme's.

Example 2. Q: Why did the FISHTARDS raid John's house?

A: John refused to be extorted by theives
FISHTARDS by Bowman666 March 1, 2023

fleshboard

The stomach of an overweight bather in the Atlantic Ocean trying to ride waves into the beach without a boogie-board.
"Since Bob put on the weight, he now rides his fleshboard in Wildwood."
fleshboard by chauncey July 20, 2004

fishtarded 

Someone or something who is excessively fishy or lacking in fishiness
"The Little Mermaid is fishtarded."
fishtarded by fishtales1010101 September 3, 2009

Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder 

FOCD is the term describing someone's need to turn every bit of information written down as notes into flashcards.
Kristen has Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Have you seen her stack of index cards for spanish? It's gotta be half a foot tall!

fleshware 

If you perform a complex function (e.g. software) using people rather than machinery (hardware), the people who carry out the function are fleshware.
Nobel prizewinner Richard Feynman's describes designing a fleshware 'super-computer' made of punch card machines and human calculators to do the complex calculations needed to design the atom bomb at Los Alamos.

There are many other instances in pre-computing era organizations where complex calculations were carried out by rows of nerds with pencils and papers. Earlier implementations include vast libraries of medieval monks acting as printing presses by writing out manuscripts and pairs of sailors (often duplicated for accuracy) acting as speedometers and sonar by casting knotted lines behind the ship, timed against one or more sand hourglasses and leaded lines below it for depth.
fleshware by supercomputerguru August 1, 2011

Fleshtronome 

(noun, verb) The act of a man swinging his hips side to side while naked, resulting in his penis slapping his hips rhythmically and mimicking the time-keeping properties of a metronome.
He wouldn't turn off his fleshtronome in the shower.
Fleshtronome by Leason September 20, 2010