chauncey's definitions

homoptical illusion

A man you swear is gay, but later find out he has a girlfriend.

"I thought Jim was gay until I met his girlfriend, so it was all just a homoptical illusion."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

rolph

When instead of wiping your ass after taking a shit, you use a body of water to clean up.

Raj had no TP so he went rolphing in the Ganges again.

by Chauncey April 21, 2004

ass-butler

A man who is consistently emasculated by his girlfriend or wife.

"Bob agreed to give up drinking on Friday so he can eat dinner at his mother-in-laws. What an ass-butler."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

line beard

1.beard used to separate an overweight man first chin from his second
2.Beard grown by white people in an attempt to show how tough they are

"We have a winner! The guy with the xxxxl white T shirt and cock-eyed pinwheel hat wins line beard of the night award!"

by chauncey July 20, 2004

fleshboard

The stomach of an overweight bather in the Atlantic Ocean trying to ride waves into the beach without a boogie-board.

"Since Bob put on the weight, he now rides his fleshboard in Wildwood."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

paint peeler

A type of bowel movement that is so odious that the fumes strip paint off of the bathroom wall.

"If youre thinking about re-painting your bathroom, let Joe take a paint peeler in there to help get the old color off first."

by chauncey July 27, 2004

crowbat

An irritating or overbearing mother in law.

"I was holding my friends baby until his crowbat swooped in and took him away."

by chauncey July 20, 2004