vein laden meat pipe

A large completley erect penis with veins protruding from the sides of the swollen penial shaft.

She licked and gently stroked his cock for so long, it had become completely engourged, a "Vein Laden Meat Pipe" ready to penetrate into her soft, wet, gasping pussy.

by chauncey August 05, 2003

wiener baron

An overtly feminine heterosexual male.

"When Nancys boyfriend Jim came up to me and said ,"Hey sailor, how about a hug?", I knew he was a real wiener baron

by chauncey July 27, 2004

fleshboard

The stomach of an overweight bather in the Atlantic Ocean trying to ride waves into the beach without a boogie-board.

"Since Bob put on the weight, he now rides his fleshboard in Wildwood."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

line beard

1.beard used to separate an overweight man first chin from his second
2.Beard grown by white people in an attempt to show how tough they are

"We have a winner! The guy with the xxxxl white T shirt and cock-eyed pinwheel hat wins line beard of the night award!"

by chauncey July 20, 2004

crowbat

An irritating or overbearing mother in law.

"I was holding my friends baby until his crowbat swooped in and took him away."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

homoptical illusion

A man you swear is gay, but later find out he has a girlfriend.

"I thought Jim was gay until I met his girlfriend, so it was all just a homoptical illusion."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

ass-butler

A man who is consistently emasculated by his girlfriend or wife.

"Bob agreed to give up drinking on Friday so he can eat dinner at his mother-in-laws. What an ass-butler."

by chauncey July 20, 2004