homoptical illusion

A man you swear is gay, but later find out he has a girlfriend.

"I thought Jim was gay until I met his girlfriend, so it was all just a homoptical illusion."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

vein laden meat pipe

A large completley erect penis with veins protruding from the sides of the swollen penial shaft.

She licked and gently stroked his cock for so long, it had become completely engourged, a "Vein Laden Meat Pipe" ready to penetrate into her soft, wet, gasping pussy.

by chauncey August 06, 2003

line beard

1.beard used to separate an overweight man first chin from his second
2.Beard grown by white people in an attempt to show how tough they are

"We have a winner! The guy with the xxxxl white T shirt and cock-eyed pinwheel hat wins line beard of the night award!"

by chauncey July 20, 2004

sloppy dragon

While getting head, once ready to cum, you bitch slap your girl in the face resulting in a mixture of bloody nose and man spooge, also known as a jelly donut

my girl was actin wack, so I busted her with a sloppy dragon. Now I'm going to jail to get my pink sock treatment.

by chauncey December 29, 2003

fleshboard

The stomach of an overweight bather in the Atlantic Ocean trying to ride waves into the beach without a boogie-board.

"Since Bob put on the weight, he now rides his fleshboard in Wildwood."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

ass-butler

A man who is consistently emasculated by his girlfriend or wife.

"Bob agreed to give up drinking on Friday so he can eat dinner at his mother-in-laws. What an ass-butler."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

crowbat

An irritating or overbearing mother in law.

"I was holding my friends baby until his crowbat swooped in and took him away."

by chauncey July 20, 2004