fleshboard
The stomach of an overweight bather in the Atlantic Ocean trying to ride waves into the beach without a boogie-board.
fleshboard by chauncey July 20, 2004
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Fleshnard
The word used by Doctors to describe the presence of genitalia consisting of an engorged penis with a vagina located where its urethra should be. This is an incredibly rare condition in humans but occurs relatively commonly in some species of whale.
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Flexboard Compassitor
- Another word for tuna sandwiches
- a hot blonde that would give you a bjod (blow job on demand)
- Something used for eating sticky rice
- 2 people playing Dynasty warriors.
- a hot blonde that would give you a bjod (blow job on demand)
- Something used for eating sticky rice
- 2 people playing Dynasty warriors.
- "YUM! that was a good flexboard compassitor"
- "That flexboard compassitor was amazing last night. Too bad I gave in too quickly."
- "Flexboard compassitors are good with trying to eat Sticky rice."
- "Yo! look at 'em flexboard compassitors! they are amazing. I'd tap that.... with my car."
- "That flexboard compassitor was amazing last night. Too bad I gave in too quickly."
- "Flexboard compassitors are good with trying to eat Sticky rice."
- "Yo! look at 'em flexboard compassitors! they are amazing. I'd tap that.... with my car."
Flexboard Compassitor by Bloodybanana. April 11, 2009
Fleshtard
1. A slang term used (often in transhumanist, cyberpunk, or sci-fi online communities) to describe someone who rejects, mocks, or refuses technological, cybernetic, or digital augmentation—clinging stubbornly to the limitations of flesh and biology.
2. The opposite of a clanker. Where a clanker is obsessed with mechanical or cybernetic identity, a fleshtard doubles down on being “organic only,” usually in a stubborn, dismissive, or mocking way.
2. The opposite of a clanker. Where a clanker is obsessed with mechanical or cybernetic identity, a fleshtard doubles down on being “organic only,” usually in a stubborn, dismissive, or mocking way.
“Stop being such a fleshtard—upload your brain like the rest of us.”
“The clankers think wires make them superior, but the fleshtards won’t even get a pacemaker.”
“The clankers think wires make them superior, but the fleshtards won’t even get a pacemaker.”
Fleshtard by theteamerchant October 2, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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