fleshboard
The stomach of an overweight bather in the Atlantic Ocean trying to ride waves into the beach without a boogie-board.
fleshboard by chauncey July 20, 2004
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Fleshnard
The word used by Doctors to describe the presence of genitalia consisting of an engorged penis with a vagina located where its urethra should be. This is an incredibly rare condition in humans but occurs relatively commonly in some species of whale.
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Flexboard Compassitor
- Another word for tuna sandwiches
- a hot blonde that would give you a bjod (blow job on demand)
- Something used for eating sticky rice
- 2 people playing Dynasty warriors.
- a hot blonde that would give you a bjod (blow job on demand)
- Something used for eating sticky rice
- 2 people playing Dynasty warriors.
- "YUM! that was a good flexboard compassitor"
- "That flexboard compassitor was amazing last night. Too bad I gave in too quickly."
- "Flexboard compassitors are good with trying to eat Sticky rice."
- "Yo! look at 'em flexboard compassitors! they are amazing. I'd tap that.... with my car."
- "That flexboard compassitor was amazing last night. Too bad I gave in too quickly."
- "Flexboard compassitors are good with trying to eat Sticky rice."
- "Yo! look at 'em flexboard compassitors! they are amazing. I'd tap that.... with my car."
Flexboard Compassitor by Bloodybanana. April 11, 2009
Fleshtard
1. A slang term used (often in transhumanist, cyberpunk, or sci-fi online communities) to describe someone who rejects, mocks, or refuses technological, cybernetic, or digital augmentation—clinging stubbornly to the limitations of flesh and biology.
2. The opposite of a clanker. Where a clanker is obsessed with mechanical or cybernetic identity, a fleshtard doubles down on being “organic only,” usually in a stubborn, dismissive, or mocking way.
2. The opposite of a clanker. Where a clanker is obsessed with mechanical or cybernetic identity, a fleshtard doubles down on being “organic only,” usually in a stubborn, dismissive, or mocking way.
“Stop being such a fleshtard—upload your brain like the rest of us.”
“The clankers think wires make them superior, but the fleshtards won’t even get a pacemaker.”
“The clankers think wires make them superior, but the fleshtards won’t even get a pacemaker.”
Fleshtard by theteamerchant October 2, 2025
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Oinking
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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Hopeslop
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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