fleshboard
The stomach of an overweight bather in the Atlantic Ocean trying to ride waves into the beach without a boogie-board.
fleshboard by chauncey July 20, 2004
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Fleshnard
The word used by Doctors to describe the presence of genitalia consisting of an engorged penis with a vagina located where its urethra should be. This is an incredibly rare condition in humans but occurs relatively commonly in some species of whale.
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Flexboard Compassitor
- Another word for tuna sandwiches
- a hot blonde that would give you a bjod (blow job on demand)
- Something used for eating sticky rice
- 2 people playing Dynasty warriors.
- a hot blonde that would give you a bjod (blow job on demand)
- Something used for eating sticky rice
- 2 people playing Dynasty warriors.
- "YUM! that was a good flexboard compassitor"
- "That flexboard compassitor was amazing last night. Too bad I gave in too quickly."
- "Flexboard compassitors are good with trying to eat Sticky rice."
- "Yo! look at 'em flexboard compassitors! they are amazing. I'd tap that.... with my car."
- "That flexboard compassitor was amazing last night. Too bad I gave in too quickly."
- "Flexboard compassitors are good with trying to eat Sticky rice."
- "Yo! look at 'em flexboard compassitors! they are amazing. I'd tap that.... with my car."
Flexboard Compassitor by Bloodybanana. April 11, 2009
Fleshtard
1. A slang term used (often in transhumanist, cyberpunk, or sci-fi online communities) to describe someone who rejects, mocks, or refuses technological, cybernetic, or digital augmentation—clinging stubbornly to the limitations of flesh and biology.
2. The opposite of a clanker. Where a clanker is obsessed with mechanical or cybernetic identity, a fleshtard doubles down on being “organic only,” usually in a stubborn, dismissive, or mocking way.
2. The opposite of a clanker. Where a clanker is obsessed with mechanical or cybernetic identity, a fleshtard doubles down on being “organic only,” usually in a stubborn, dismissive, or mocking way.
“Stop being such a fleshtard—upload your brain like the rest of us.”
“The clankers think wires make them superior, but the fleshtards won’t even get a pacemaker.”
“The clankers think wires make them superior, but the fleshtards won’t even get a pacemaker.”
Fleshtard by theteamerchant October 2, 2025
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