fleshboard

The stomach of an overweight bather in the Atlantic Ocean trying to ride waves into the beach without a boogie-board.

"Since Bob put on the weight, he now rides his fleshboard in Wildwood."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

Fleshnard

The word used by Doctors to describe the presence of genitalia consisting of an engorged penis with a vagina located where its urethra should be. This is an incredibly rare condition in humans but occurs relatively commonly in some species of whale.

The trained whale Cory of the Boston Aquarium was the first documented mammal possessing a fully developed fleshnard.

by RKPRE6969 April 8, 2010

Flexboard Compassitor

- Another word for tuna sandwiches

- a hot blonde that would give you a bjod (blow job on demand)

- Something used for eating sticky rice

- 2 people playing Dynasty warriors.

- "YUM! that was a good flexboard compassitor"

- "That flexboard compassitor was amazing last night. Too bad I gave in too quickly."

- "Flexboard compassitors are good with trying to eat Sticky rice."

- "Yo! look at 'em flexboard compassitors! they are amazing. I'd tap that.... with my car."

by Bloodybanana. April 11, 2009

Fleshtard

1. A slang term used (often in transhumanist, cyberpunk, or sci-fi online communities) to describe someone who rejects, mocks, or refuses technological, cybernetic, or digital augmentation—clinging stubbornly to the limitations of flesh and biology.
2. The opposite of a clanker. Where a clanker is obsessed with mechanical or cybernetic identity, a fleshtard doubles down on being “organic only,” usually in a stubborn, dismissive, or mocking way.

“Stop being such a fleshtard—upload your brain like the rest of us.”
“The clankers think wires make them superior, but the fleshtards won’t even get a pacemaker.”

by theteamerchant October 2, 2025