Fleshnard 

The word used by Doctors to describe the presence of genitalia consisting of an engorged penis with a vagina located where its urethra should be. This is an incredibly rare condition in humans but occurs relatively commonly in some species of whale.

The trained whale Cory of the Boston Aquarium was the first documented mammal possessing a fully developed fleshnard.

Fleshnard by RKPRE6969 April 8, 2010

fleshboard

The stomach of an overweight bather in the Atlantic Ocean trying to ride waves into the beach without a boogie-board.

"Since Bob put on the weight, he now rides his fleshboard in Wildwood."

fleshboard by chauncey July 20, 2004

Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder 

FOCD is the term describing someone's need to turn every bit of information written down as notes into flashcards.

Kristen has Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Have you seen her stack of index cards for spanish? It's gotta be half a foot tall!

Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder by KristenThChitch February 2, 2009

fleshware 

If you perform a complex function (e.g. software) using people rather than machinery (hardware), the people who carry out the function are fleshware.

Nobel prizewinner Richard Feynman's describes designing a fleshware 'super-computer' made of punch card machines and human calculators to do the complex calculations needed to design the atom bomb at Los Alamos.

There are many other instances in pre-computing era organizations where complex calculations were carried out by rows of nerds with pencils and papers. Earlier implementations include vast libraries of medieval monks acting as printing presses by writing out manuscripts and pairs of sailors (often duplicated for accuracy) acting as speedometers and sonar by casting knotted lines behind the ship, timed against one or more sand hourglasses and leaded lines below it for depth.

fleshware by supercomputerguru August 1, 2011

Flashtard 

one who insists that the Apple iPad's lack of support for Adobe Flash dooms it to failure.

I just heard a guy say he won't even consider an iPad because it lacks Flash support. What a Flashtard!

Flashtard by Observer1970 April 4, 2010

flenard 

A non intelligent human being. Usually tend to be douche bags.

flenards....Usually people named

Alex
Ronny
Zoran
Mikey

flenard by Opheeelyahiney January 10, 2012

fleshwad 

A derogatory name for a human being.

"Dude I am so fucking sick of fleshwads. Everything that is wrong in the world is because of them. And god-damnit, they take forever to make fries!"

-fleshwad in the McDonald's drive-thru

human being detritus misanthrope

fleshwad by theDUDE1992 September 24, 2011