In poker, a flushtard is a person that continues to stay in the hand consistently with any two suited cards in the hopes of making his flush. This is even true if 2 cards of the same suit he is holding flop in Texas Holdem. Flushtards don't care about the odds, or their chips. They see the 34% and their eyes light up.
Dammit. I tried to raise Phil out of the pot with his obvious draw and he caught runner runner to beat me on the river. What a flushtard.
by IFSATG March 2, 2011
Get the Flushtard mug.1. FISHTARDS, a jumbled acronym for DHS, IRS, and ATF; is a slang term for the FED's. It is similar to the word Glowies, but created to evade censorship from using 'Glowies' on certain platforms. The word was first created and popularized, on the now banned "PvP Report" Discord server. The emoji representing FISHTARDS, is a Charlie the Tuna Fish wearing a CIA hat backwards.
Example 1. Q: Why did the server get deleted?
A: The FISHTARDS shut it down, because we posted a few edgy meme's.
Example 2. Q: Why did the FISHTARDS raid John's house?
A: John refused to be extorted by theives
A: The FISHTARDS shut it down, because we posted a few edgy meme's.
Example 2. Q: Why did the FISHTARDS raid John's house?
A: John refused to be extorted by theives
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The feeling of terror you are stricken with when you flush the toilet at a party...and the water level keeps rising and rising before finally draining.
"Dude, Kim's toilet went to the lid before it drained. Talk about flushtered, I was scared shitless with those girls waiting to go after me."
by bluegrassg8r January 18, 2009
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by fishtales1010101 September 3, 2009
Get the fishtarded mug.FOCD is the term describing someone's need to turn every bit of information written down as notes into flashcards.
Kristen has Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Have you seen her stack of index cards for spanish? It's gotta be half a foot tall!
by KristenThChitch February 2, 2009
Get the Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder mug.I just heard a guy say he won't even consider an iPad because it lacks Flash support. What a Flashtard!
by Observer1970 April 4, 2010
Get the Flashtard mug.The feeling that comes over you after dropping a deuce at your girlfriend's/boyfriend's house for the first time and realizing you have fatally clogged the toilet.
Dude, I went to Jenny's pad last night, and I drank 3 pitchers that afternoon so I had to drop a fat-ass brown bomber in the crapper: when I tried flushing that log down, it was a no-go... I was straight-up flushtrated, homie.
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