Flushtard

In poker, a flushtard is a person that continues to stay in the hand consistently with any two suited cards in the hopes of making his flush. This is even true if 2 cards of the same suit he is holding flop in Texas Holdem. Flushtards don't care about the odds, or their chips. They see the 34% and their eyes light up.

Dammit. I tried to raise Phil out of the pot with his obvious draw and he caught runner runner to beat me on the river. What a flushtard.

Flushtard by IFSATG March 2, 2011

FISHTARDS 

1. FISHTARDS, a jumbled acronym for DHS, IRS, and ATF; is a slang term for the FED's. It is similar to the word Glowies, but created to evade censorship from using 'Glowies' on certain platforms. The word was first created and popularized, on the now banned "PvP Report" Discord server. The emoji representing FISHTARDS, is a Charlie the Tuna Fish wearing a CIA hat backwards.

Example 1. Q: Why did the server get deleted?

A: The FISHTARDS shut it down, because we posted a few edgy meme's.

Example 2. Q: Why did the FISHTARDS raid John's house?

A: John refused to be extorted by theives

FISHTARDS by Bowman666 March 1, 2023

flushtered 

The feeling of terror you are stricken with when you flush the toilet at a party...and the water level keeps rising and rising before finally draining.

"Dude, Kim's toilet went to the lid before it drained. Talk about flushtered, I was scared shitless with those girls waiting to go after me."

flushtered by bluegrassg8r January 18, 2009

fishtarded 

Someone or something who is excessively fishy or lacking in fishiness

"The Little Mermaid is fishtarded."

fishtarded by fishtales1010101 September 3, 2009

Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder 

FOCD is the term describing someone's need to turn every bit of information written down as notes into flashcards.

Kristen has Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Have you seen her stack of index cards for spanish? It's gotta be half a foot tall!

Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder by KristenThChitch February 2, 2009

Flashtard 

one who insists that the Apple iPad's lack of support for Adobe Flash dooms it to failure.

I just heard a guy say he won't even consider an iPad because it lacks Flash support. What a Flashtard!

Flashtard by Observer1970 April 4, 2010

Flushtrated 

The feeling that comes over you after dropping a deuce at your girlfriend's/boyfriend's house for the first time and realizing you have fatally clogged the toilet.

Dude, I went to Jenny's pad last night, and I drank 3 pitchers that afternoon so I had to drop a fat-ass brown bomber in the crapper: when I tried flushing that log down, it was a no-go... I was straight-up flushtrated, homie.

Flushtrated by The King of all Mexicans August 22, 2011