Flejaculate

When you flatulate and ejaculate at the same time releaving pressure from both the anal and the penile passages creating the ultimate klimax

So i ate some baked beans a couple of days ago and when i went to town last night i flejaculated so frickin hard...so yea me and my girlfriend broke up.

by xxXSuckerofsatanscockXxx February 17, 2020

farjaculate

The action of farting whilst ejaculating, not to be confused with the fart that sneaks out while peeing in a urinal. Typically found in drunken males while fornicating but can be found in in females. Also not to be confused with a queef in females.

Bryan was embarrassed when he farjaculated all over Kristin.

by Madka June 21, 2010

fejaculate

Noun, female ejaculation
Verb, the act of a female ejaculating

"That whore fejaculated all over my new Mercedes!"

by Niki February 8, 2005

Floraculate

"Floraculate" means to enhance or decorate with flowers or floral elements. It implies the act of beautifying or adorning something using flowers or floral patterns.

"She decided to floraculate the garden for the wedding, adding colorful blooms everywhere."

by CrazyJoker September 12, 2023

femjaculate

When a hoe orgasms to the point that she explodes all over the accompanying party.

Dude, that girl totally femjaculated all over me.

by The Original Master December 27, 2007

funjaculate

To reach a point of climax by performing a task or experiencing a moment of fun or joy.

He enjoyed the Tool concert so much, the hypnotic melodies caused him to funjaculate at that very instant.

by Kyyoung April 26, 2006

facejaculate

When you're popping pimples and when you pop it you ejaculate.

Fuck man I was popping pimples today and I facejaculated all over the mirror, it took me 3 hours to clean it up

by ScheppDaddy July 7, 2016