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farjaculate

The action of farting whilst ejaculating, not to be confused with the fart that sneaks out while peeing in a urinal. Typically found in drunken males while fornicating but can be found in in females. Also not to be confused with a queef in females.
Bryan was embarrassed when he farjaculated all over Kristin.
farjaculate by Madka June 21, 2010

fejaculate

Noun, female ejaculation
Verb, the act of a female ejaculating
"That whore fejaculated all over my new Mercedes!"
fejaculate by Niki February 8, 2005

Floraculate 

"Floraculate" means to enhance or decorate with flowers or floral elements. It implies the act of beautifying or adorning something using flowers or floral patterns.
"She decided to floraculate the garden for the wedding, adding colorful blooms everywhere."
Floraculate by CrazyJoker September 12, 2023

femjaculate 

When a hoe orgasms to the point that she explodes all over the accompanying party.
Dude, that girl totally femjaculated all over me.
femjaculate by The Original Master December 27, 2007

funjaculate 

To reach a point of climax by performing a task or experiencing a moment of fun or joy.
He enjoyed the Tool concert so much, the hypnotic melodies caused him to funjaculate at that very instant.
funjaculate by Kyyoung April 26, 2006

facejaculate 

When you're popping pimples and when you pop it you ejaculate.
Fuck man I was popping pimples today and I facejaculated all over the mirror, it took me 3 hours to clean it up
facejaculate by ScheppDaddy July 7, 2016
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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