femjaculate

When a hoe orgasms to the point that she explodes all over the accompanying party.

Dude, that girl totally femjaculated all over me.

by The Original Master December 27, 2007

farjaculate

The action of farting whilst ejaculating, not to be confused with the fart that sneaks out while peeing in a urinal. Typically found in drunken males while fornicating but can be found in in females. Also not to be confused with a queef in females.

Bryan was embarrassed when he farjaculated all over Kristin.

by Madka June 21, 2010

fejaculate

Noun, female ejaculation
Verb, the act of a female ejaculating

"That whore fejaculated all over my new Mercedes!"

by Niki February 8, 2005

funjaculate

To reach a point of climax by performing a task or experiencing a moment of fun or joy.

He enjoyed the Tool concert so much, the hypnotic melodies caused him to funjaculate at that very instant.

by Kyyoung April 26, 2006

femasculate

When butch lesbians try to make gay men, trannyboys or anyone else feel like they are not tough enough. Usually occurs in queer bars.

Man, fuck that place. Everytime I need to take a piss, some ugly dyke femasculates me for being in the girl's bathroom.

by SdotCarter April 13, 2008

Femaculate

To release generous amounts of divinely aqueous Yin essence from the vagina during sex. Also known as "Squirting" or "Female Ejaculation" (crude terms to describe a sacred experience), Femaculation is an immaculate expression of feminine sexual vitality and juicyness.

Last night while I was riding my lover, I reached such a state of ecstatic bliss that I femaculated all over him and soaked the sheets with love essence from my yoni. It was totally amazing!

by Immaculate Femaculatrix November 13, 2006

fejaculate

to fejaculate, ejaculation of (wet) feces

I've just fejaculated just outside of the loo.

by psycholoog June 21, 2010