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A bloody ejaculation, usually caused by the intake of menstruation from having sex with a woman on her period. Sometimes caused by shoving large objects inside the urethra, such as an umbrella.
"I had sex with Melody last night. She didn't tell me she was on her period, and I blejaculated all over her!"
by Wynced July 11, 2016
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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