Blejaculate

A bloody ejaculation, usually caused by the intake of menstruation from having sex with a woman on her period. Sometimes caused by shoving large objects inside the urethra, such as an umbrella.

"I had sex with Melody last night. She didn't tell me she was on her period, and I blejaculated all over her!"

Blejaculate by Wynced July 11, 2016

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Bumjaculate

The act of taking a crap.

He went to the washroom to bumjaculate.

Bumjaculate by Johanson17 November 6, 2008

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Blejaculate • beejaculate • Bojaculate • briejaculate • Bumjaculate • Flejaculate

briejaculate

The fact that brie cheese smells exactly like semen.

Wow, this brie has the worst briejaculate smell.

briejaculate by MyLifesWork January 3, 2019

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beejaculate

When a person ejaculates and a bee or wasp comes out of their urethra.

You don't want to beejaculate if you have allergies.

He didn't just beejaculate he straight up fired a hive!

beejaculate by jewmachine December 14, 2008

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Flejaculate

When you flatulate and ejaculate at the same time releaving pressure from both the anal and the penile passages creating the ultimate klimax

So i ate some baked beans a couple of days ago and when i went to town last night i flejaculated so frickin hard...so yea me and my girlfriend broke up.

Flejaculate by xxXSuckerofsatanscockXxx February 17, 2020

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Bojaculate

When Bojac calculates.

Also Bojaculator, Bojaculated, Bojaculates

I bojaculated in 1st grade math today.

Bojaculate by SigmaChad3000 March 26, 2024

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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