Blejaculate

A bloody ejaculation, usually caused by the intake of menstruation from having sex with a woman on her period. Sometimes caused by shoving large objects inside the urethra, such as an umbrella.

"I had sex with Melody last night. She didn't tell me she was on her period, and I blejaculated all over her!"

by Wynced July 11, 2016

Bumjaculate

The act of taking a crap.

He went to the washroom to bumjaculate.

by Johanson17 November 6, 2008

briejaculate

The fact that brie cheese smells exactly like semen.

Wow, this brie has the worst briejaculate smell.

by MyLifesWork January 3, 2019

beejaculate

When a person ejaculates and a bee or wasp comes out of their urethra.

You don't want to beejaculate if you have allergies.

He didn't just beejaculate he straight up fired a hive!

by jewmachine December 14, 2008

Flejaculate

When you flatulate and ejaculate at the same time releaving pressure from both the anal and the penile passages creating the ultimate klimax

So i ate some baked beans a couple of days ago and when i went to town last night i flejaculated so frickin hard...so yea me and my girlfriend broke up.

by xxXSuckerofsatanscockXxx February 17, 2020

Bojaculate

When Bojac calculates.

Also Bojaculator, Bojaculated, Bojaculates

I bojaculated in 1st grade math today.

by SigmaChad3000 March 26, 2024