A nasty STI, caused by Flavia sp, characterized by a fishy, viscous, white discharge.
Can cause noticeable atrophy of the penis/ vagina if left untreated.
Recent studies have shown incidence is increasing, especially amongst those from low socioeconomic backgrounds. It has also been reported that there is a link between Flavitis and Gonorrhea
Chavette: Yo, your cock looks like and tastes like a fish finger- yummy! You got any fries to go with it? Nom nom
Chav: Babe, I got Flavitis
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.