by Simo November 13, 2003
A member of the street drinking fraternity
Etymology - believed to have been derived from jackdaw and jake which is scots for a cheap strong drink.
Etymology - believed to have been derived from jackdaw and jake which is scots for a cheap strong drink.
"You can easily tell the jakeys from the brass monkies. The jakeys have damaged red skin on their faces and the junkies have pallid see-through skin only a few microns thick."
by Juan Skinner July 01, 2005
as in 'see they wee ned cunts outside parkhead wi the white lightnin an kappa tracksuits, they're a right bunch o fuckin jakeys!'
by Alastair November 23, 2003
"Child, you are not going out in that jakey-looking skirt! Why, it's at least three inches longer in the back!"
by hootnannie October 22, 2009
the guy who every girl dies to have in their life. without him, life would be a mistake. you'd wonder why your on this planet. with him, he gives you everything that you can ever need and want. jakey knows how to treat a girl, especially his girlfriend. he will give her everything she needs, and all the attention that she wants. jakey will know right off the bat what makes you happy, and what will make you smile. and he will do anything to do those things all the time. he is always there for you no matter what, and will make you feel loved, and protected. he is overall amazing, caring, sweet, (mine), adorable, hot, charming, handsome, hot, sweet, (still mine).
by my love is jakey November 25, 2011
an epic awesome man. he is a bit insane, but is hilarious and his puppy shirt is badass.
interests include:
-jumping off boats
-riding giant bananas
-being british with other brits
interests include:
-jumping off boats
-riding giant bananas
-being british with other brits
by MY NAME IS NOT JAKEY October 05, 2011
jake T is an idiot. yes a full blown retard. he talks about how lame he is, and i cant blame him for the truth
by jake is an idiot January 09, 2005